Tag: npr

John Kelly Says USA Has No Room For Illiterate Peasants, Didn’t Mean His Own Ancestors

He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.
Same image is also captioned with 'We are the radical leftists of the NEA. And we have your kids!' Gotta love the internet.

Asshole Loan Company Is Screwing Over Teachers And Betsy DeVos Thinks That Is Awesome

Let's find one MORE Nice Thing for Private Enterprise to screw up, shall we?

Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018

Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
what if they just read it instead?

LA Times Goes Union! Gross Harassey Publisher Goes Straight To Hell!

Big doin's at the Los Angeles Times, yes sir.

This Is How Joy Reid Tells An Idiot To Shut The Fuck Up

All hail Joy Reid, destroyer of Trump-loving assclowns!
Check their wallets first

Wrongly Held In ICE Jail For Three Years, Citizen? ZERO DOLLARS FOR YOU!

Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Trump Idiots Love Declaration Of Independence As Much As They Love Reading And Hygiene

Trump supporters being smart again. Hooray!

Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

Indiana Making Its Poors Healthier, Just By Adding Shame And Bureaucracy!

Get ready, America! Indiana's crappy, mean-spirited 'reform' of Medicaid may be going national!
still as cool and edgy as ever

James O’Keefe Gets Democratic Operatives Fired. Countdown To When He Pays Them $100,000 Starts Now

James O'Keefe has released more dumb video that proves -- to people who believe it already -- the election is rigged.

New Democratic Ad Is Just People Reading Gross Breitbart Headlines, Because Breitbart Is Gross

What is YOUR favorite disgusting, racist, homophobic, misogynistic Breitbart headline? The Democrats want to know!

RNC Day Three: Greta Van Susteren And Jonah Goldberg Did Not Give Us The Norovirus

We guess they could have, but they probably didn't.