Tag: norway

Trump’s Aryan Homeland Security Idiot Kirstjen Nielsen DOES NOT REMEMBER, OK?

How could she remember if Trump said 'shithole' when she can't even remember if there are white people in Norway?

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Let’s Do POLL PORN About President Loser Dick’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year!

Good news! Americans hate the weak and failing Donald Trump more than ever!

Why Does MSNBC Think We Want To Watch Joe Walsh Being Racist (Again)?

That inner-city youth is at risk! Poor kid might be crushed by a straw man!
Now, about my disappearing ecosystem...

Big Oil Gives Up On Drilling In Arctic, Loses Billions. Sucks To Be You, Big Oil!

Some temporary good news for the planet: Oil Companies have decided there's no money in drilling in the Arctic Ocean. For now.
See, 'cuz the cow is straddl-- Never mind.

Centrist ‘Democrats’ Unveil Bold ‘Plan’ To Stop That Commie Elizabeth Warren

Since its founding in 1997, the New Democrat Coalition (NDC) has been a safe space for liberals who consider themselves "conservative-curious." For 18 years, these still-finding-themselves Dems remained silent about their true desires. But this week, they finally came out and...
Not EVERYTHING is terrible

Norway’s Muslims Did Not Get Fox News Memo, Will Do Nice Things For Jews

We all know that every single Muslim on this planet is personally responsible for terrorism because, FACT, that's just how it works. The only exception is if Muslims denounce acts of terror carried out in the name of their...

Rightwing Norway Mass Killer Anders Breivik Thinks He Is Martin Luther King Jr., Apparently

Just to prove that someone can be both a sociopath and a whiner, Norwegian mass killer Anders Breivik is protesting the conditions he must endure in prison, so he has announced he will go on a hunger strike...

Norway’s Mass Murderer Also Euro-Teabagger & Right-Wing Blog Wingnut

Did right-wing hate blogs make the Norwegian psychopath kill all those people? No, of course not. But when violent crazy people have a "safe place" (the right-wing hate Web) to spout their vile hatred and violent fantasies alongside a...

U.S. Wingnuts Ready To Pretend-Attack Norway Bombers/Shooters

Nobody knows what's really going on in Oslo or at the holiday camp island in Norway where a bombing and a shooting have left many people dead, but it's always safe for American Idiots on the Internet to jump...

Happiest Nations Have Social Services, Healthy Environment, Good Schools & Health Care (U.S. Not On List)

The happiest nations in the world are almost nothing like the United States, according to the business website 24/7 Wall Street. Does the average person have financial security, government-backed health care, quality education, a healthy natural environment and a...

Scandinavians Tax Everything That’s Fun, Even Finger-Banging

Virginia used to have a neat logo featuring a Roman goddess-warrior and her exposed nipple. Thanks to some Ashcroftesque re-branding, this perverted wardrobe malfunction exists no more. Woah, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein went to a decadent White House...

Barack & Michelle Attend World’s Worst Dance Party

Oh sure, it's a big honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize, but the banquet and the deejay are just as lame as any affair involving old white rich people wearing suits. Here's Barack and Michelle, America's top dancers,...

Obama Cancels His Victory Snack Date With Norway’s King

Barack Obama has said a controversial "No, thank you" to the King of Norway's very kind and very obligatory lunch invitation! Sometime before or after Obama's hawky peace prize acceptance speech, everyone expected our President to feast upon Scandinavian...