Tag: north korea

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :(

'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead!

Sally Yates Throws Shade Across DC. Wonkagenda for May, 09, 2017

Sally Yates plays rough, Paul Ryan stays quiet, and TrumpCare gets even worse. Your morning news brief!

Sally Yates Is Back With A Vengeance. Your Wonkagenda For Mon., May 08, 2017

Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

White House Missing Special Something Only Guy Who’s Killed Thousands Of His Own People Can Bring

A mass murderer invited to visit the White House? Way better than apologizing for America.

Donald Trump Thought Presidenting Would Be Easy As Grabbing This Pussy

REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW? FOR REAL?

Dear North Korea: Please Remember Our President Says Lots Of Crazy Bullshit

A sincere call for international understanding.

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

Senate’s Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory

At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.'

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee

Donald Trump had a very good day today.

The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump’s AP Interview

This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!