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Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Sunday Show Roundup: Trump White House Mean Girls Take On Iran, North Korea, And John McCain

Hello Wonks! It was Sunday and, even though it was a day to celebrate mothers, I had the wonderful task of finding the dumbest motherfucking things said on the political shows. So, without further ado, let’s jump right in. First,...

Michael Cohen’s Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

‘HE CAN’T WIN!’ Wonkagenda For Mon., May 7, 2018

Rudy Giuliani goes full Nunberg, Trump dumps on Blankenship, and Gina Haspel tortured decision. Your morning news brief.

We Watched Trump’s Weak Loser NRA Speech So You Don’t Have To

And the crowd went ... what is the opposite of wild?

Sure We Believe You Sarah Huckabee Sanders! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 4, 2018

Hurricane Rudy damages Trump's White House, Don Blankenship loses his shit, Trump stops funding White Helmets. Your morning news brief!

John Kelly Thinks Trump Is Total Effing Idiot, So He’s Getting Fired Soon

JOHN KELLY FIRING WATCH: High alert!

The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018

Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.

Mike Pompeo Sworn In As Secretary Of Never Contradicting Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy Tweets

Finally, a secretary of State who'll roll over and do what he's told. Which will be several impossible things at once.

Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018

North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

Trump And Macron: L’AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018

Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.