Tag: north korea

Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee

Donald Trump had a very good day today.

The 83 Most Embarrassing Moments In Donald Trump’s AP Interview

This is the leader of the world's sole superpower, everyone. TAKE A BOW.

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence Brings Message Of Peace, Love, Total Annihilation To Korea

Let's see if yelling about war helps. That usually helps, right?

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

President Of The United States Donald Trump: What’s A FISA? (We Aren’t Joking)

In case you were wondering, yes, the president is A IDIOT.

Oh Fuck Off, Fareed Zakaria

He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.

Donald Trump Shoves Bomb Up Cave’s Ass. North Korea Who What Now?

Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!

Trump Invites Chinese President Over To Pussgrab ‘N’ Chill, Puts Him Up At Radisson Down The Street

Oh my god, White House, GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER.

Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017

Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!

Bill O’Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017

Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!