Tag: norm coleman

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

New ‘Al Franken Cheated’ GOP Website Lets You Buy Votes For GOP

Everyone knows that Al Franken and his lawyers stole Norm Coleman's landslide victory. Never Again, says the GOP (they are never going to let Norm Coleman run again). But also they are never going to let another comedian from...

FINALLY YOUR WONKETTE HAS A STOCK PHOTO OF ANTHONY WEINER: Some people on Twitter like to use photos of themselves as children for their avatars. Now famed guy-who-sometimes-yells-on-the-House-floor-about-how-Congress-is-a-sham Anthony Weiner has joined that club. Somehow Weiner survived his childhood...

Norm Coleman Wants To Be the Next Michael Steele

Since sore-losering his 2008 Senate recount to state-drawer Al Franken, Minnesota sore-loserman Norm Coleman has been stuck raising money for some random conservative group he heads that likes to air teevee ads. But in January, Michael Steele's term as...

Maybe Franken-Felons Didn’t Destroy Democracy After All (But They Probably Did)

Al Franken is the patron saint-senator of comedians, artists, and Mick Jagger impersonators, but did you also know he’s beloved by America’s felons? A “traditional values”-loving pack of watchdogs called Minnesota Majority says that “hundreds of ineligible felons may...

Breaking Down The Norm Coleman Family Vote On A Possible Run For Governor

Norm Coleman is just weird: "MINNEAPOLIS - Former Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman says his family voted 3-1 against him running for governor, so he will not join the race." Thanks for the final tally, Norm. Glad to know democracy...

Coleman Won’t Run For Minnesota Governor

Norm Coleman, one of the most celebrated Republican Blingees of all time, announced today that he would not be running for governor of Minnesota. This is an offense to the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, another very important...

IS NORM COLEMAN DEAD YET? Surprisingly, no! He is alive! And he's doing the most liberal thing since the French Revolution this fall: being a teaching fellow at Harvard. His course will be called, "How To Litigate A Losing...

Al Franken Now Beholden To Republican Special Interests

The newly installed stooge/senator from Minnesota, veteran circus performer Al Franken, had to wait, what, eight months to assume office? And during that time he frittered away many an hour in court, wasting the People's Money on the frivolous...

Here’s Ann Coulter Saying ‘Senator Norm Coleman’ Again and Again, For No Reason

Watching this weirdly edited video clip makes us feel like we just downed a coffee mug full of Liquid Vicodin, but perhaps you people will get something deeper, or maybe your heads will explode, just like poor Al Franken's...

A Weight Problem In the White House, and Norm Coleman Is Evicted by His Slumlord

For years now, various people have been begging to take photographs of Arizona's State Flower MEGHAN McCAIN posing in her girdle. Well now there's encouraging news for horticulture enthusiasts around the globe! Meghan says she'd totally do it, except...

Al Franken Wastes No Time, Already Begging For More Campaign Money

It's almost like they had this campaign-money solicitation prepared even before Norm Coleman conceded!

The Story That Would Never Come, It Has Come

"ST. PAUL, Minn. – Republican Norm Coleman conceded to Democrat Al Franken in Minnesota's contested Senate race on Tuesday, ending a nearly eight-month recount and court fight over an election decided by only a few hundred votes."

Minnesota Supreme Courts Rules Unanimously For Al Franken, Whatever That Means

Nearly a year ago, in a faraway land called "Minnesota Nice," two Patriotic Jews fought an epic battle, if by "fought" you mean "people who were already going to vote for president also voted for one of these dorks...

Norm Coleman Forced To Pay Al Franken $94,783 For Losing Election

The 2008 Minnesota Senate race is still going strong, nearly eight months later. What comical new developments can we enjoy together? Oh, how about this, from the Star-Tribune: "A three-judge panel today required Republican Norm Coleman to pay Democrat...

Round 40 Bazillion Of Franken/Coleman Death Match Commences Today

Nobody in Minnesota even cares about this dumb recount deal anymore, they would be happy to have as their second senator Jesse Ventura in a tutu and a stocking cap, but Norm Coleman and Al Franken still want "the...