Tag: non-scandals

National Crisis Averted: Obama’s Stolen Teleprompter Returned Safely

BREAKING FREAKING NEWZ, EVERYBODY: one, or possibly two, or possibly a hundred idiots, no one has any idea, briefly stole a parked truck in Virginia containing Barack Obama's teleprompter and speaking podium for a few hours for mysterious reasons/...

Rep. Patrick McHenry Doesn’t Trust Obama’s New Soviet Shadow Cabinet

Oh dear: Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-NC) has apparently read The POLITICO's major investigative breaking news scoop about Obama's "czars." He thinks Obama should keep Russian oligarchs OUT of our schools and hospitals, and McHenry would like these czars to...