It's too early to panic. Maybe when he starts talking about launching us on the Great Journey to the Stars ...
Why isn't Robert Mueller hiring GOOD PEOPLE, like those Fox News judges or Orly Taitz?
It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?
He likes to watch.
Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING
We're not crying, you're crying.
JOHN YOO! Even JOHN YOO thinks Trump is unfit to be president.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.
Trump/Nixonian hatchet-man organizes fight between man-babies backstage at the RNC.
Dead Breitbart's fabulous Trumpkin poster child for lady hating, Milo Yiannopoulos, will be using Cleveland to gather a cadre of D-List Bond villains to remind the world that they're here, they're queer, and they have enough white power to...
So, the dirt file on Donald Trump that some Russian hackers stole from the Democratic National Committee has supposedly come to light, and it is a shocking exposé of depravity, violence and sex. No, wait, sorry, we're thinking of...
What would Joseph McCarthy do?
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Tells You The Truth So You Can Tell The Truth Back To Sarah
This is the third in a series of posts made by possible by a generous contribution from The Fartknocker Institute for Sarah Palin Studies. The Sarah Palin Channel continues to take the conservative derp-o-sphere by storm, with her recent...
ABC News Professional Journalist Jim Avila had some very serious questions for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney today about Barack Obama's brief interview with comedy human Zach Galifianakis. Avila seemed really worried about it, if none too lucid: "How...
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