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Newsweek: Other Than The Pedophilia, Mr. Hastert, What’s On Your Mind These Days?

Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone

A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun!

Donald Trump, Flaccid Man Of Chinese Steel: Yr Corporate Roundup

All your Corporate Malfeasance in one easy bite!

Trump Crows Over Email Forward From Crazy Uncle Vlad

Donald Trump repeated Russian propaganda about Benghazi yesterday, but whoops it had already been taken down because it was so easily debunked.
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Here Is The Most Important Part Of The Monster Newsweek Investigation Into Trump’s Foreign Munneez

Newsweek has a massive look today at Trump's foreign entanglements. It is all "blah blah blah Moammar Khadafi" and "word word word Ukraine." It is very long! They probably spent at least a couple days on it! But what...
She clearly feels protected

Armed White ‘Oath Keepers’ Descend On Ferguson, Will Definitely Calm Everything Down

In case you were concerned that the situation in Ferguson, Missouri, might get unpleasant as people mark the one-year anniversary of the fatal shooting of Michael Brown, you can put those worries to rest now: The Oath Keepers have...

2014: The Year All Rape Ended Forever Because It Never Existed Obviously

In the early days of 2014, the world was a simpler, happier place. Bill Cosby was still a kindly, grandfatherly funnyman and not a horrible monster rapist, and we all enjoyed playfully teasing him about his sweaters and Jell-O...

Tina Brown To Leave Daily Beast, Now Free To Ruin New Publication

Today we bid farewell -- or prepare to bid farewell, if "a source with direct knowledge" has given the straight dope to Buzzfeed -- to Tina Brown as editor of The Daily Beast, and maybe, who knows, to the...

Filthy iPads Finally Murder Newsweek Print Edition

We hope you damn hipsters with your Kindlepads and iNookies are happy. Newsweek, a bastion of middle-brow media culture since its 1933 inception, will convert to an all-digital format in 2013, according to an announcement today on Tina Brown's...

Newsweek Puts Another Insane Shrill GOP Female Politician On the Cover

"Congratulations" or whatever you say these days to shameless political tabloids when they use a horrorporn photo of Michele Bachmann's vacant stare to terrorize America's grocery store checkout lines. Here is the strange part: this is a photo of...

BREAKING Newsweek Cover Story: Sarah Palin Still Not Running

We applaud Newsweek on the headline "I Can Win" for their cover story about Sarah Palin, a person who is not actually in competition for anything and does not care to change out of her jogging outfit for a cover...

Here Is Video Evidence of Jane Harman With Her ‘Boyfriend’ Ahmadinejad

Here is California Republican Mattie Fein and a person playing Rep. Jane Harman, her opponent in this year's midterm / contest to see who can make dumber cultural allusions. So this is what the Newsweek offices look like these...

Jane Harman To Be Newsweek’s Sally Quinn

Ever since you first learned that Newsweek was being sold, you have wondered: who will buy this money-losing magazine? Will it be someone hilarious, like the Politico or NewsMax? Today, at long last, the answer was revealed,...

Remind Your Dad Why He Sucks With This Ronald Reagan Father’s Day Outrage

Is your dad an angry old wingnut? Is he also still alive? Well here is a gift for the upcoming "thing after Mother's Day" occasion, "Father's Day." It's from NewsMax, the great online Internet webzine/old-people newsletter that will soon...

It’s Not Too Late To Buy Newsweek!

Are you interested in being "part of the national conversation" and owning a still living relic of a bygone publishing ecosystem? Well, you still have a few hours left to put in a bid on Newsweek, if you...