Tag: news of the world

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Let’s Remember 11 Times Rupert Murdoch Was A Giant Cretinous Sh*thead

The day you all feared would come is nigh, Wonkers: Rupert Murdoch is stepping down as CEO of 21st Century Fox and giving the company to his son James, though he will reportedly still be executive chairman of the...

On Her Majesty’s Secret Snack Bowl: Police Were Ordered To Leave Elizabeth’s Nuts Untouched

Here's a weird little tidbit that's emerged from the phone hacking trial for executives from Rupert Murdoch's News of the World tabloid: For reasons not made the least bit clear in this BBC story, on Thursday, the jury was...

Rupert Murdoch Makes Weird Anal Sex Joke About David Cameron

Unrepentant demon overlord Rupert Murdoch and son are busy promising the British Parliament today that they had no knowledge about any of the hacking going on at News of the World previous to the scandal breaking, a ludicrous suggestion...

Murdoch’s Sleazy News Corp. Got $4.8 Billion Tax Refund From Washington

We know it's super important that all giant corporations get HUGE tax breaks and actually never pay any actual taxes in America, so they can all "be more competitive" by laying off all American workers and feeding us a...