Tag: new york times

Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

Kellyanne Conway Knows Trump Died On Cross So You Might Have These Beautiful Easter Eggs

On this Easter Egg Roll Day, America should THANK DONALD AND MELANIA.

Kellyanne Conway Is Not Gaping Abyss Of Bald-Faced Lies From Hell, YOU ARE

Kellyanne Conway's lesson for the children is SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE ON TV.

Wonkette Mortal Enemy/New York Times Hack Eric Lichtblau To ‘Raise Questions’ For CNN

Jill Abramson never would have let any of it happen.

Ross Douthat Will Fuck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard

Oh yeah baby that is right, can he call you Chunky Reese Witherspoon?

Remember The Weird Server In Trump Tower That Only Talks To Russia? The FBI’s Still ON IT.

Will this be THE SMOKING GUN? Or is it just a buncha spam about Russian pee hookers? Who can say!

Trump Begged FBI For Reach-Around On Russia Investigation, Because Of Course He Did

The Trump team begged the FBI to stay stories of their collusion with Russia were fake. Shockingly, the FBI did not comply!

Reince Priebus Just Can’t Stop Whining About The Fake News Lying Enemy Press!

The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Trump Quite Miffed They Didn’t Tell Him What Was In All Those Thingummies He Signed

The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
Get ready to be sick of winning

Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Etiquette Expert Steve Bannon Tells Media To Be Nice To President, Just Like Breitbart Was Under Obama

Steve Bannon is lecturing the media on why they should be nice to the president. Yes, really.

Ladies! David Brooks Has Thoughts On How You Did The Women’s March Wrong

In which we tear David Brooks a new asshole over his stupid column.

Kellyanne Conway Is Alternative Smart, Decent, Kind, Truthful, Gracious Lady

Another 'alternative fact' is that Kellyanne Conway is a decent human being who will get into heaven when she dies.