Tag: new york times
The op-ed columns are out of control.
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
David Brooks took about 30 seconds to Brooksplain abortion to women and Democrats. David Brooks can fuck right on out of here.
Oh look, the New York Times screwed the pooch again. Must be a day ending in more goddamn news about Russia.
Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories
Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.
What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?
What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?
Wonkette Wins ONE MILLION FAKIE AWARDS, For ‘Best Dick Joke’ And ‘Not Being The Fucking New York Times’
This is fake news. OR IS IT?
Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!