Tag: new york times

Remember The Weird Server In Trump Tower That Only Talks To Russia? The FBI’s Still ON IT.

Will this be THE SMOKING GUN? Or is it just a buncha spam about Russian pee hookers? Who can say!

Trump Begged FBI For Reach-Around On Russia Investigation, Because Of Course He Did

The Trump team begged the FBI to stay stories of their collusion with Russia were fake. Shockingly, the FBI did not comply!

Reince Priebus Just Can’t Stop Whining About The Fake News Lying Enemy Press!

The media is being so very unkind to the Trump regime!

Kellyanne Conway Needs Our Thoughts And Prayers Right Now, Y’all

Or we could just laugh at her sorrow.

Trump Quite Miffed They Didn’t Tell Him What Was In All Those Thingummies He Signed

The New York Times, for all its post-Jill-Abramson fuckery, has a pleasure of a story for us today, and it includes charming anecdotes about Trump aides holding meetings in the dark because how many Trumpers does it take to flip...
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Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Etiquette Expert Steve Bannon Tells Media To Be Nice To President, Just Like Breitbart Was Under Obama

Steve Bannon is lecturing the media on why they should be nice to the president. Yes, really.

Ladies! David Brooks Has Thoughts On How You Did The Women’s March Wrong

In which we tear David Brooks a new asshole over his stupid column.

Kellyanne Conway Is Alternative Smart, Decent, Kind, Truthful, Gracious Lady

Another 'alternative fact' is that Kellyanne Conway is a decent human being who will get into heaven when she dies.

Rick Perry Sorry For Being Idiot, Will Definitely Not Try Harder Next Time

Remember that time Rick Perry enjoyed playing on the couch with Al Franken? Rick Perry remembers.

New York Times May Have Cleared Trump Of Russian Collusion A *Tad* Prematurely

This never would have happened under Jill Abramson.
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Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)

DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.

Joe And Mika DID NOT Make Out With Donald Trump On New Year’s Eve, SHUT UP!

They DID NOT party with Trump for New Year's, even though they are all totally BFFs.

Wall Street Journal Too Big A Pussy To Call Donald Trump A Liar

How unfair to call Trump a liar, just because he's a liar!