Tag: new hampshire

Trump’s Fraudulent Voting Commission Accidentally Got Some Democrat On Itself

If you let sane people on the commission, it might not come up with the crazy recommendations you want.

Genius Detective Kris Kobach Looks For Voter Fraud, Finds Something Even Worse: COLLEGE STUDENTS

Kris Kobach gets foiled again by dastardly mainstream media types.

Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE

Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

Red Pill Founder Takes The ‘Not Gonna Be A New Hampshire State Rep’ Pill

Infamous misogynist and New Hampshire state Rep. Robert Fisher has resigned to spend more time with his perjury charges.

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017

Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!

Meet Your (Mostly Female, Minority, Democrat) New Kids On The Block: Your Last Senate Sunday!

Hope the cool kids will let them sit down in the cafeteria. Oh. Some of them ARE the cool kids.

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Donald Trump Jizzes Pants Over Hillary Clinton Emails

Looks like Trump may have fucked his chickens before they hatched.
What do you people want from me? Leadership? Pffft.

Donald Trump Will Raise Money For Republicans Just As Soon As He Figures Out How That Benefits Him

Donald Trump doesn't see why he should hold fundraisers for the GOP anymore. What have they ever done for him?

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Saying Maybe Donald Trump Is Stupid As Hell

JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.

Donald Trump Preparing For Sunday’s Debate By … Oh Screw It

Debate prep is for LOSERS.

Bernie Sanders Set To Become Total Hillary-Endorsing Sell-Out By Next Tuesday

SOURCES SAY Bernie will endorse Hillary at a rally in New Hampshire on Tuesday, hooray!

Lindsey Graham Two Jameson Shots Away From Shrieking, ‘I’m With Her, Y’all!’

Lindsey Graham is APPALLED, we tell you, APPALLED, by Donald Trump's impolite racism!