Tag: never surrender

Sadness Consumes Us As Leading Demoncrat Challenger To Bachmann Prematurely Ejaculates From Race

If you've been paying attention at all (WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, PEOPLE?) you will recall that one Michele Bachmann has decided not to run again in Minnesota's 6th Congressional District and yr Wonkette is bereft because the...

Iowa GOP Still Butthurt About How Much Their Supreme Court Loves The Gays

In the race to the bottom of the barrel of the laboratories of democracy, Iowa is making a very very strong showing. Sure, competition is tough when you've got to worry about the state legislatures in Tennessee, Missouri, Virginia,...