Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.
He may also have misused funds to go see the Pointer Sisters perform 'Fire.'
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
No but seriously Las Vegas coppers, what the hell?
Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.
Huh. Pointing guns at law enforcement can get you shot dead, but not necessarily convicted. Where's President Law-N-Order on this?
Late Sovereign Citizen Fake Doctor Did Surgeries In This Hoarder Trailer, FUNTIMES LOL Oh Wait Jesus Christ
And it isn't even close to Halloween!
Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.
The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!
The feds need some better prosecutors, maybe.
Operation Just Cows.
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.