Tag: neocons

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.
Good job, Dubya

Oh Hey We Guess We Will Do Some More War To Iraq Again, Some More

Once upon a time, we somehow ended up in Iraq, for reasons that are completely irrelevant now so let's not even talk about that (except to note that those reasons were GOOD reasons, yes they were, SHUT UP). Everything worked...

Judith Miller Simply Will Not Have You Second-Guessing The Heroes Who Started The Iraq War

Since they're getting the old Iraq War band together for a Greatest Misses tour, it only stands to reason that we'd hear from the group's publicist, Judith Miller. On Fox News Friday, Miller said that it is just SO...

Bill Kristol: Bomb Syria So We Can Bomb Iran So We Can ‘Constructively Criticize’ The President For Doing It All Wrong

Oh, hello, William Kristol, who never met a thing you weren't completely wrong about. Have you finished sobbing about your laughably recent discovery that Sarah Palin probably does not have a future in politics? Terrific, because we are just...

Iraq War Totally Worth Its New Six-Trillion-Dollar Price Tag

Good news everyone! We have received an invoice for the Iraq war and it is only going to cost us around $6 trillion American dollars. Now, this may SOUND like a high price tag, but let's keep it in...

Let These Chickenhawks Explain You Why Chuck Hagel/Military Service Are Irrelevant In Post-9/11 World

Are you sick of hearing about Chuck Hagel? We are sick of hearing about Chuck Hagel too, but there are so many pearls of wisdom and hidden insights in this New York Times article about him that we cannot...

Disillusionment Is No Excuse To Not Drink, Eat, and Love Neocons

Pig Roasts: So what the economy is terrible, what really matters is that Washingtonians always, ALWAYS have an opportunity to eat pig.  Oh look, here are a few of the thousands of upcoming pig-centric events: Pig-a-Palooza at Jackson 20...

Orgy Of Neocons (And Sarah Palin!) Write To Obama, Asking For More War In Afghanistan

As Afghanistan's war-loving General McChrystal prepares to ask for more troops at the end of the month, will he get them, or will Obama be a massive vagina and say no fuck you? Bill Kristol, for one, thinks there...

Bill Kristol Launches Sequel To PNAC That Will Be Same Thing As PNAC

Even though Barack Obama is ramping up the Afghanistan war now, as well as the official policy towards Pakistan known as "Fucking Around," what we need is more wars, all the time, doesn't matter if they're major land wars...

Terrorists Officially Campaigning Against McCain, With Ad Buys

Reason captured this billboard in Marion, Illinois, which is, heh heh, "innocently" in the same neighborhood as Bill Ayers (by several hundred miles). Right, like THAT'S A COINCIDENCE. Those terrorist are just so scared of John McCain, who knows...

Neocons Getting All Hot Over Imaginary New Cold War

Be warned: America's class of neoconservatives have suddenly grown a POWERFUL NEW BONER. Russia and Georgia's conflict 20 billion miles away has opened the door for the New Cold World War III, this time with SURROUND SOUND AND TEMPERATURE...