Tag: neil degrasse tyson

Donald Trump Laughing About Climate Change Again Because Fuck Puerto Rico, Right?

If he hasn't learned science in 71 years, he won't learn it now.
No one can handle the truth about Hillary's illness!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: ‘Subject: Your Shitty Website’

We've got logical fallacies and, by complete coincidence, also a Flat Earther this week.
It's Banksy, in a canal, with a spray can.

House Science Committee Celebrates Death Of Facts By Retweeting Fake Breitbart Climate Article

What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
In Space, No One Can Hear Trump Talk

The Sun Came Up, And Here We Are: A Few Reasons To Keep Going

Time for some perspective.
It's getting Hoth in herre...

Hooray For Global Warming?

Climate change may help defeat candidates who say climate change is imaginary.
In an undated file photo, Neil deGrasse Tyson gives the Wookiee salute popularized by Dr. Spock

Neil deGrasse Tyson Turns Twitter Feed Into Live Show, Sciences The Sh*t Out Of Movies

Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
You don't want to make NdGT angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry

Your Saturday Nerdout: Neil deGrasse Tyson Has Had Quite Enough Of Flat Earth Rappers

The weekend is here, and it's time once again to enjoy all the nerding you can handle. Like Neil deGrasse Tyson putting an uppity flat-earther rapper fella in his place, which is solidly on a round planet Earth. Also,...

Harvard Law Professor Running For President (No, Not The One You Want)

So this some dude professor guy, his name is Larry, and he is running for U.S. President of America. You may be familiar with his previous political experience supporting a fake candidate for Senate in 2014, but, like, to make...
'I've got the strangest feeling that my face wants to sit down'

None To Beam Up Just Yet: Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy Saturday, nerdlings! We have all sorts of geeky goodies for you today, so warm up your Oscillation Overthrusters, make sure you have enough gigawatts for your flux capacitors, and have another cup of coffee. Also, you may as...

Donald Trump Knows Climate Change Is Just Classy, Luxurious Version Of Weather

Donald Trump would build a YOOOOOOOGE fence around climate change, if it even existed:“The real climate change is going to be nuclear climate change if we’re not smart and tough and very, very careful because that’s a big danger...
Scootaloo is a skateboard punk rocker. Let's hope she ends up saner than Michelle Shocked.

Deleted Comments: Why Do You Liberals Care If Druggies Die?

We've got a heapin' helpin' of hostility for you this week, on any number of topics, so let's jump right into it with this one-liner from "Boggy," who posted it this week in reply to our June piece on...
A legend.

Farewell, B.B. King. We’ll Still Live On, But So Lonely We’ll Be.

The skies over Memphis are hazy today, and so are we, because we've lost our B.B. King, the King Of The Blues, who died Thursday at the age of 89. The Memphis In May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest,...
Gossiping cat has thoughts to share.

It’s Sunday Funday At The Wonkette, Let’s Sit Next To Each Other And Talk Sh*t About People

Happy Sunday, Wonketariat! We hope this love note finds you fat and happy. We should take a moment before we go get ACTUAL brunch, to do internet brunch gossip about the Most Popular Stories of the week. You all were all...
Works for media literacy too.

Wingnut Columnist: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is A Bad Scientist, Could Someone Please Kill Him?

WordNetDaily columnist Erik "The Other Rush" Rush -- he really calls himself that -- would like to share with you some Thoughts About Science, which mostly boil down to: science is nice when it gives us flatscreen TVs and...
E Plebnista: Love It Or Leave It

Why Does Neil deGrasse Tyson Hate The Flag And America?

Pluto-murderer, Jesus-defamer, and notorious science-doer Neil deGrasse Tyson put on his troll hat again the other day, and displeased some parts of the Twitterverse with a terrible horrible unpatriotic parody of the Pledge of Allegiance: Reaction was swift and, in...
Neil explains how it all works.

Here’s Neil DeGrasse Tyson On Space Aliens To Make Your Monday All Better (Video)

Neil deGrasse Tyson is our favorite science dude -- on the teevee, at least, because Oliver Sacks mostly sticks to books -- and here is a video of 23 minutes of Tyson Being Tyson, explaining the problem with UFOs:...