Tag: National Security Council

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Jeff Sessions Wiww Hunt Down Wascally Weakews With This Powygwaph Test!

Unnamed sources spill the beans on Jeff Sessions's leak investigation. LULZ!

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Very Sane Trump Mob Demands Total Muslim Jew Globalist H.R. McMaster’s Head On Stick

Looks Like Trump is sending his staff into the Thunderdome again.

H.R. McMaster Fires NSC Staffer For Being Too Breitbarty Even For Trump Administration

Funny how these Breitbart loons keep turning up in the administration, huh?
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Trump Wants Intel Briefings Cut Up In Small Bites With Extra Ketchup

Open up and eat your intel briefing, Mr. President! Here comes the MQ-9 Reaper drone, which is the upgraded version of the earlier MQ-1 Predator! Vroom! Yum Yum!

Trump Didn’t Mean To Obstruct Comey, He’s Just Too Dumb To Words Good With His Mouth Hole!

Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :(

'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead!

White House Nazi Maybe YOU’RE FIRED! No, The Other White House Nazi.

Is Sebastian Gorka on his way out? And if so, is he REALLY leaving the U.S. government?

Trump Acting Like President Bannon Isn’t Boss Of Him Is Cutest Thing You’ll See All Day

Bannon shouldn't have called Jared a 'cuck.'

President Bannon Thinks Jared Kushner Is Total Cucking Jew! WHOA IF TRUE!

You don't talk about the president's boyfriend we mean son-in-law like that!

Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(

George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.

Donald Trump So Jealous Of President Bannon’s Fame, Fortune, Sexxxy Dadbod, Normal-Sized Hands

President Bannon keeps STEALING THE LIMELIGHT FROM TRUMP! Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD!