Tag: national security

Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.

There is nothing redeeming about this person.

This Is Fuckin’ BAD Y’ALL

This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.

Donald Trump And Justin Trudeau Hold A Presser: An ‘Alternative’ Transcript

Here is a thing that happened.

Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.

Really Nice Time: Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning’s Sentence To Time Served Plus A Tiny More

President Obama issued one last burst of commutations for federal prisoners Monday, including a reduction of Chelsea Manning's sentence from 35 years to time served, plus another four months so she can get ready for life after prison. The...
Flynn's the Thanksgiving General: He lobbied for Turkey

Trump’s Likely Pick For National Security Advisor Only A Little Unhinged And Corrupt

He's definitely Flynn, though not necessarily In.
And for Christ's sake, stop letting Trump claim he was against the battle at Wolf 359!

Hillz, Interrupted: Matt Lauer Not Very Good At Doing Journamalism

Huh. Someone managed to be worse at this job than Chuck Todd.
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.

Reince Priebus Just Wants To Know If He Can Get A Smile From A Pretty Lady

If there is anything women really like, it is for sure when men tell them to smile. I cannot tell you how my quick runs to the grocery store for half & half, my bus trips, and even my...
You can't let her in here! She'll see everything! She'll see the Big Board!

Paul Ryan Says Hillary Clinton Too Dangerous For CIA Briefings, Trump Just Fine

Paul Ryan would prefer that Hillary Clinton not know America's secrets. Or at least not any that she didn't already know after four years as Secretary of State.
As a former tech support drone, we really wish that green sash in the back said 'RTFM'

Senate Still Holding Up Vote On Obama’s Anti-Terrorism Nominee, In Case You Were Wondering

While we're having thoughts and prayers for the Orlando massacre victims, it sure would be nice if the Senate would actually confirm the guy who's supposed to be leading the fight against terrorists' finances.
Bernie, you're such a cuck now

Donald Trump To Start Getting CIA Security Briefings. That Should Be Fun!

Donald Trump would never say every idiot thing he is thinking, after all. Nothing could go wrong!