Tag: national review

Goodbye, Kevin Williamson! You Are Fired From The Atlantic Now! Goodbye!

The Atlantic decides wanting to kill women who have abortions is a fireable offense after all!

BREAKING: Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Is Vile Piece Of Shit. Who Knew!

Everything you never wanted to know about Dinesh D'Souza!
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Godly Christians Reassure A Troubled America That Jesus Still Totally Hates Fags

Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.

Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award!

Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD!
Never Forget

Rick Santorum To Bring Word Of God And/Or Rick Santorum To Heathen CNN

All out of frothy jokes.
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

National Review Mansplains ‘Feminism’ All Over Poor Princess Leia :(

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! Also, your open thread!
Don't worry, Macaulay Culkin didn't do anything wrong!

Trump Idiot Knows The Very Rich Are Different From You And Me. They Are LOL MORE HONEST

Rich people are good, poor people are bad, THE END.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, August 16, 2016.

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Tired Of Live Babies Getting Stabbed To Death After Abortions? READ THIS!

Sen. Ben Sasse and nutbag anti-abortion activist Jill Stanek's 'Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act' will make a thing illegal that is actually already illegal.

Mitt Romney Will Be GOP’s Sexxxy Knight In Shining Armor! Or Scott Walker! Or Somebody!

PLEASE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY! The #NeverTrumpers are DYING here!

Bill Kristol’s Butt Buddy David French Not Running For President, What A Shame

Who could have seen this coming and WHOA IF TRUE, but we must regretfully inform you that Bill Kristol was wrong about a thing.