Tag: nancy reagan

Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as ‘Blow*** Queen’ Nancy Reagan

Blowjob. The word is "blowjob." And scores of Old Hollywood has apparently had their tumescent, swollen cocks in her mouth, and apparently she was GREAT at it, which is the first good thing about Nancy Reagan we have ever...

You Too Can Have Sex Where Ronald Reagan Did

Ronald and Nancy Reagan spent part of their 1952 honeymoon at the Mission Inn in Riverside, Calif. To mark the occasion, the resort is now offering "The Reagan Honeymoon Package." Among other amenities, the $1,199 getaway includes "Deluxe Accommodations for...

Nancy Reagan’s Thanksgiving Offering: Monkey Bread!

Whatever the hell "monkey bread" might be -- something racist, we assume -- it was the thing pill-popping anorexic Nancy Reagan was known to "cook," at Thanksgiving or whatever. For America, and for Ronnie! Delight the people at the...

In Honor Of 80s Style Icon Nancy Reagan, Michelle Obama Wears Laura Ashley’s Couch

Huzzah our prayers have been answered! Courtesy of the White House comes this darling portrait of Mrs. Obama and whatsername, "Just Say No," shortly before sitting down to a dignified First Ladies' seance.

Nancy Reagan To Visit White House!

Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion adventures of their First Lady, which is why they love Nancy Reagan and Michelle Obama equally. Laura Bush? Whatever, she just walked around in stiff light-blue...

Oh Noes, Nancy Reagan Fell Down!

Our nation's beloved second wife of Ronald Reagan has fallen and hurt herself! This happened, er, last week. But it's big news! The 87-year-old widow of America's founding father has fractured her pelvis, and will stay in the hospital...

Ronald Reagan Would Fire You All

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