Tag: muslim ban

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

DOJ Cooks Up Racist Bullshit Burger To Prove All Foreigns Are Terrorists

There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Then there's this report, which is racist nonsense.

2017: The Year Those Stupid Fucking Lawyer Jokes Finally Died

What a ride! Last Lawsplainer of the year. Get it while it's HOT!

2017: The Year We … Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.

A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Trump Expands Muslim Travel Ban To … Venezuela? Fuck It, Why Not!

Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.

Trump All GRRRR At Black People, For A Change. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 25, 2017

Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Kellyanne Conway So Happy Trump Heroically Saved Afghan Girls From His Own Terrible Policies

If you unleash a truckload of angry bees on a group of people, and then hand one of them a Band-Aid, you are not a fabulous humanitarian.

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Do You Think Putin Brought The Pee Tape? Wonkagenda For Fri., July 7, 2017

Trump meets Putin, TrumpCare might be collapsing, and Illinois FINALLY gets a budget. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

US Saved From Not-American Teens With Deadly Ball-Sorting Robots — No, Again

$170 seems like a reasonable price for rejection.