Tag: muslim ban

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

No Muslim Ban! No Muslim Ban! You’re The Muslim Ban!

So, how will Donald Trump wow those Judges he just crapped all over on Twitter?

Sally Yates Knows What Is Unconstitutional And It Is Ted Cruz’s Face!

You come at Sally Yates, you best not miss.

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Stupidest Man On Internet: Obama Made Hawaii Judge Kill The Muslim Ban. Impeach?

If Jim Hoft had worked the 9/11 investigation, he'd have gotten Charles Lindbergh convicted.

TrumpCare Stumbles Into The ER. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 16, 2017

Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!

Christopher Steele Returns! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 8, 2017

Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!

Pssst, Wanna Read Something REALLY Racist?

It's Steve Bannon's favorite book! And BOY HOWDY, it is ... whew boy, it's bad.

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!