Tag: musicians

Manic Pixie Asshat Ends Piano Campaign To Win Back Girlfriend, Is Sorry You All Hate Romance

Because women made fun of him, and also because he got punched in the head.

Heavy Metal Yowler Dave Mustaine Knows Obama Did All Those Shootings, Probably 9/11 Too

If there's one aspect of modern political discourse your Wonkette editor finds unbearably tedious, it's "Remember how our side did X and you reacted with outrage, but now YOUR side did X and WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE," because the only...