SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GERALDO.
It's your own.
Maybe Taylor just needs to shake it off?
This songs will not make you want to fuck. But they'll make you OPEN THREAD.
This is just obviously true.
Hey look, it's your open thread, and it's also a funny song about Donald Trump!
Is Trump’s Bruce Springsteen Cover Band REALLY America’s #1 Bruce Springsteen Cover Band? A Wonkvestigation!
They're not even the first Google result.
What a relief!
She wants to sing this classic protest song about black people being lynched, would that be OK?
This is not a sad post. It is a commemorative post about the amazing, iconic musical artists the year 2016 murdered. (And to all those who are all het up like "Stop saying a YEAR murdered them," oh will...
Not the best in memoriam we've ever read.
Kid Rock is selling some VERY ORIGINAL shirts that call blue states 'Dumbfuckistan.' HA HA!
Fiona Apple made a Christmas song for Donald Trump!
BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!
Singer-songwriter and Wonkette pal Jill Sobule is doing a badass project called My Song Is My Weapon, to bring the protest song into the modern era. You should know about it!
Your Wednesday dance party, on Friday!