Tag: mumbai

British Lord In Spot Of Bother After Putting $10 Million Bounty on Barack Obama’s Head

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham, a suspiciously Muslin-sounding Labour peer, was suspended last night after allegedly claiming he would put up a £10million bounty for the capture of Barack Obama, for pallin' around with terrists and also for putting...

India Receives Intel That Terrorist Coconuts Want To Assassinate Obama

President Obama will be embarking on a trip tomorrow to visit his real constituency — the world's foreigners — to size up, as all American presidents do, potential countries to invade. But recently some local Muslim produce heard about...

NOBAMA, EVER: Did you know the (fake) Mumbai terror attacks will soon lead to a nuclear war and then Bush declares Martial Law and Obama can't become president and then a rogue planet will come to kill us all?...

Weird Times In Arkansas

Oh lord, what is happening here? Is the Elephant Man in the flower-print pillow-case mask the "grocery cart"? Which one's Susan and which one's Gabriela? Oh Arkansas, WTF? Ha ha, it is just a misplaced caption! This is really...

Jonah Goldberg Is So Gay For Mormons

Police are going to use truth serum (probably just pinot noir) on the only surviving Mumbai terrorist. Harvard is in a recession too! The elitist madrassa where Barry spent his formative years managed to lose 22% of it's $36.9...

Obama Announces Fancy Transition Donor Friends

Here is a list of Obama's best friends and how much they each paid David Plouffe, per hour, for the privilege of performing sexual favors on the two of them. Hindsight is 20/20, etc.: Americans warned Indians back in...

THE GREAT THANKSGIVING WARS: "A mob of bargain-crazed cretins smashed down the glass doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart and stomped the life out of a gentle man hired by a temporary agency to mind the store. Across the...