What in the ACTUAL fuck did we just watch?
Congratulations, Katy! You're married now, Katy! The Fake News Media won't report it but it's true, Katy!
Oh boy, the Sean Hannity TV Hour was FUN last night!
That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'
It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.
Katy Tur's book is out today too! Surprise, it features a story about how Donald Trump is a filthy piece of trash.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?
The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.
10 DAYS! HE MADE IT 10 DAYS! TEEEEEEEEEN FUCKING DAYS!
We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!
How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID.
Joe & Mike have a Face/Off with Trump, Russian hacking gets W E I R D, and the GOP debates killing olds.
LOOK, THERE IS HAPPY NEWS! READ THE HAPPY NEWS!
A children's treasury of SOLEMN AND SERIOUS REACTIONS to Donald Trump's latest prematurely ejaculatory tweets.