Tag: mother jones

'The Third of May 1808' by Francisco de Goya

Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Chuck Todd Figures Out Thing

This is why he has one of the highest paying jobs in TV news.

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

Oh Cool, A Bullshit Non-Story About Susan Rice Doing ‘Wire Tapps’ To Donald Trump. BURN HER!!!

Yes, we are still talking about 'wire tapps' THIRTY FUCKING DAYS LATER.
Check their wallets first

Let’s Pretend Justice Department’s Reversal On Private Prisons Isn’t Just Big Payoff For Campaign Cash

Don't wanna cause a big s-s-sensation / Just Talkin' 'Bout Incarceration.

New York Times May Have Cleared Trump Of Russian Collusion A *Tad* Prematurely

This never would have happened under Jill Abramson.
Wait, you're saying she was still on Fox? Huh.

Sarah Palin Does Not Like Smearing Donald Trump With Pee

America's greatest mind weighs in on the Trump scandal du jour.
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Here Is Where To Throw All Your Cash Money For #GivingTuesday (OW! OW! STOP IT! DON’T STOP!)

OPEN UP YOUR WALLETS AND GIVE BACK, FOOLS.

Donald Trump Tweets Something So Awful And Grotesque, You Absolutely MUST CLICK THIS NOW

Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone

A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun!

No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset?

WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.
Breaking political news to grandchildren is the pits

Badass Sen. Barbara Boxer Has Some Questions About Donald Trump’s Illegal Immigrant Models

Maybe the Department Of Homeland Security might be interested in looking into this!

Donald Trump Sure Likes To Exploit Illegal Immigrants When They’re Sexxxy Young Models! (Allegedly)

Sounds like lots of Trump's models worked in America illegally, and he literally made money off screwing them. Would Donald Trump really do such a thing???

Justice Department To Ditch Private Prisons! We Should Probably Send Mother Jones A Pie!

A Justice Department memo states that private prisons are bad, and they should feel bad. Also, they should go away forever.
This fucking guy

World’s Great Memory Haver Donald Trump Not Sure If He Ever Met Vladimir Putin, Yeah, That’s The Ticket!

Republican nominee Donald Trump had the best weekend, y'all, simply yuuge. Not satisfied with merely smearing the grieving mother of a fallen American hero, Trump used a Sunday network show to flash his foreign policy chops and cement his reputation...