Tag: mosques

Activist Judge Rules Against Freedom To Stop Muslims From Worship

A new mosque is going to be built in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, despite the lawsuits of some angry Tennesseans, because a judge overruled this Christian nation's age-old and CONSTITUTIONAL freedom to stop Muslims from being Muslim. That's right, some people...

Maryland Muslim Politician Worships a Rat!

Did you know that this is the summer of the mosque? So says important daily journalism product The Washington Post, because of a zoning debate in a city several hundred miles away from where the Post's subscriber base is...

Obama, Everyone Condemn Random Pastor Who Is Somehow Famous

You may have heard there is a random pastor guy in Florida who decided he's gonna burn hisself a whol' bunch 'er K-rans on 9/11! Wow! Big news! Random American hicks hate things that are not like them! But...

Poor Obama Has Nowhere To Celebrate 9/11 This Year :(

We all know that 9/11 is the best holiday ever. It's like Christmas and the Fourth of July and Halloween combined! Dick Cheney is alive right now just because he willed himself to see another 9/11. But according to...

Sure, Orrin Hatch Will Support That Mosque Thing

We all know that Orrin Hatch loves Judaism and singing about his favorite holiday, Hanukkah. But apparently he loves all other religions too. And thus he supports the rights of Muslims to build a community center in Manhattan, if...

RedState Says Bigotry Is an American Tradition, But Muslims Aren’t Allowed To Call This Mosque Stuff Bigotry

"A Free Society And The Muslim Conundrum: accept us or we will kill you": Hmm, that sounds like the title of a detached, logic-based RedState post about the reality of all this mosque stuff that finally, hopefully seems to...

Rep. John Fleming Says November a Choice Between Atheist Or Christian Nations, Forgets To Say ‘Muslim’

How embarrassing! Rep. John Fleming of Louisiana was having his diaper changed by David Vitter in front of the "Republican Women of Bossier" when he implied that Democrats are all atheists and thus it is impossible to have bipartisanship....

Today In Anti-Muslinism: No-Mosque NIMBYs, Tennessee Terrists, and Cardboard Hatreds

It's time for another installment of Burn Yer Queeran, where we talk about "Islamophobia, American-style" in bullet-point format. Is everyone psyched to learn about the latest trends in bigotry? Awesome! Let's proceed, then. "If it bleeds, it leads" -- and...

Rock Out To the Latest Anti-Mosque Anthem This Weekend!

Sure, you've heard "We've Got to Stop the Mosque At Ground Zero," but have you heard "SALT IN THE WOUND"? Hatred and images of people dying in a terrorist attack never sounded so upbeat! This weekend, our afternoon editor...

George Bush Is Not Muslin, Therefore, ‘Vindicated’

RedState is spanking itself gleefully with a cinnamon-scented paddle because George Bush has been vindicated, and also everyone wants to know what he thinks about the atrocious Ground Zero Mosque. Oh look: George Bush has commented on the 9/11...

Roy Blunt Uses Smoldering 9/11 Ruins In Mosque Ad, Which Is a Gaffe Apparently

Missouri Republican Senate candidate Roy Blunt put up this Web ad yesterday, featuring audio from his opponent, Robin Carnahan, and a single Ken Burns-effected photo of the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center. Wow, this is such a...

Pat Buchanan Grumbles Out Some Truth About Fellow ’90s Has-Been Newt Gingrich

Here's Pat Buchanan talking about former House Speaker "Nude" Gingrich on this never-ending mosque bullshit non-issue. And he's actually very right! Wow, there you go. A nice summary of the breadth of contemporary Republican political tactics. Looks like some...

Sarah Palin Continues To Hate America

Sarah Palin continues to be a major critic of President Barack Obama. Why are people giving her a platform? Why would anyone think she has any particular insight into national issues and how our federal government should operate? Wouldn't...

Whoops, 2012 GOP Convention Logo Is Pretty Mosquey

The 2012 Republican National Convention is going to be held in Tampa Bay! That must be the first nominating convention to ever be held underwater. Will Trig be attacked by sharks? Probably. But more importantly, the logo of the...

Where Is Your Sippy Cup Solidarity, America?

Here is today's obligatory "No Muslim Churches at Ground Zero" thing. It brings up a lot of great points (i.e. 9/11) so make sure you read it in its entirety. Governor Paterson vetoed important sippy cup legislation. What...

Newt Gingrich Continues To Be Terrible On Mosque Issue, Is Joined By Anti-Defamation League

Newt Gingrich is very busy! Look, there he is, saying Sarah Palin will run for president! And wow, he wants us to explode the other two members of the "Axis of Evil!" But more importantly, it is his job...