Tag: mitt romney

Ivanka Blows Kisses While Gaza Strip Burns

Jared should have that peace deal ready any minute now.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

Mitt Romney Like Hot Dog Best. Hamburger Second Best But Hot Dog Best.

Not steak though. Steak just OK but not as good as second best hamburger or very best hot dog.
Loser. Again.

Senate Sunday: Doofus Mitt Romney Can’t Win State GOP Convention, Has To Run In Primary

Poor ol' Mitt just can't catch a break. Good.
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!

Fuck You Paul Ryan, The Pope Hates You And You’re Going To Hell

We bet Donald Trump is gonna miss him real bad, for sure.

WHY WHY WHY Is Trump Such A Beta Cuck Every Time He Talks To Vladimir Putin?

What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?

Who’s Hotter? SEXXXY CONOR LAMB Or Deformed Pig Baby Donald Trump Jr. Wearing A Hairnet?

Happy election day, Pennsylvania! You go make that sexy Conor Lamb boy a congressman!

The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer’s Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.

Trump Endorses Mitt Romney, Who Just Can’t Thank That Awful Nazi-Lover Enough

Good to see they're pals again. For at least a day or so.

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

The Series Finale Of The Devin Nunes Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 2, 2018

Trump worried Devin Nunes Show will get canceled, Diplomats running from Foggy Bottom, and Mike Pompeo meets Russian spy chiefs (no biggie). Your morning news brief!

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Steve Bannon Yells At Mitt Romney For Avoiding Vietnam, Something Something Trump’s Bone Spurs

A candidate hid behind religion? Now we are truly shocked.