Tag: mitch mcconnell
Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.
For a guy who doesn't talk about race at all, Don Blankenship sure sounds like a racist.
REPUBLICANS in the Senate (for real!) are trying to protect the Robert Mueller investigation, but that fucker Mitch McConnell WON'T STAND FOR IT!
North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.
What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.
Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!
Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.
Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.
John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Trump kills DACA (again), Laura Ingraham takes a 'vacation,' and China enters the trade war. Your morning news brief.
Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018
Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.
How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.
Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!
Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.