Tag: mitch mcconnell

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Senate Gives Dreamers ICE Nightmares. Wonkagenda For Friday, Feb. 16, 2018

The Senate kills the American Dream, Congress tries to ignore another mass shooting, and Trump goes out of his way to hide affairs with porn stars. Your morning news brief.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Counterpoint: Maybe Chuck Schumer ISN’T A Fucking Asshole Weakling That We Hate?

No, but seriously! WTF just happened with the shutdown?

Devin Nunes Won’t Show His Work. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 23, 2018

Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.

Cruel Evil Democrats Didn’t Let Trump Go To His President Party!

All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.

Shutdown Shitshow Draws Huge Ratings And Ruins Trump’s Plan To Party At Mar-a-lago

White House Apprentice spin-off series drags on as Republicans try to vote Mexican kids off the island.

ARE YOU READY TO SHUTDOWN???? A Wonksplainer Of ‘Yeah, No, Really, It’s Republicans’ Fault’

Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago.

Why Is This Man Smiling?

Can't sleep. Scary turtleman'll eat me. Can't sleep. Scary turtleman'll eat me.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Awwww Yeah Robert Mueller Bringing Us The Pure, Uncut RNC-Russia-Cambridge Analytica Shit!

Should we fit Paul Ryan for his handcuffs now? Or Reince? Or Steve Bannon? OR ALL OF THEM KATIE???

Donald Trump As Good At Killing Obamacare As He Is At Everything Else. Again.

The Affordable Care Act's survival is like a Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, they couldn't, let's eat!

Steve Bannon Maybe Running For President, LOL OK Sure, Steve Bannon, Drugs Are Bad, MMKAY?

No, we would NOT like any of what Steve Bannon is smoking.