Tag: mitch mcconnell

Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani

Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.

Murdery GOP Senate Candidate Don Blankenship Thinks The Chinapeople Are The Issue

For a guy who doesn't talk about race at all, Don Blankenship sure sounds like a racist.

Have We Told Mitch McConnell To Eat A Bag Of Turtle Dicks This Week?

REPUBLICANS in the Senate (for real!) are trying to protect the Robert Mueller investigation, but that fucker Mitch McConnell WON'T STAND FOR IT!

Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018

North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief.

Corker, Conway And Santorum: The Unholy Trinity Of CNN’s ‘State Of The Union’

What dumb shit were they saying on CNN yesterday? You'll never have to watch for yourself again.
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GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Nikki Haley Claps Back. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 18, 2018

Eric Greitens shit getting WILD, Barbara Bush dead at 92, and a BLUE WAVE A-COMIN'. Your morning news brief.

Hey, Can Trump Un-Sign This Budget Bill He Signed? Asking For Donald Trump

Aw sad, Chuck and Nancy rolled the president. Again.

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.

We Got A Great Big Convoy! Wonkagenda for Mon., April 2, 2018

Trump kills DACA (again), Laura Ingraham takes a 'vacation,' and China enters the trade war. Your morning news brief.

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Did Russia Tell Trump To Bitch Constantly About The 2016 Election Being #RIGGED? We Are Just Asking Questions!

Also, new details about the Obama administration's response to Russian fuckery in the 2016 election!

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.