All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie.
Letters to the editor say the darnedest things!
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
The Satanic Temple is graduating from awesome religious-freedom stunts to activist lawsuits -- and they scored a partial victory yesterday.
Courtland Sykes will not stand for women telling him what women's rights are.
Trump goes to Davos to make America look worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots about school shootings, and everyone wants to talk about Devin Nunes's Russian memo except Devin Nunes. Your morning news brief.
Look, another pervy dude in a position of power! WE ARE FOR SHOCKED.
You Guys Are Not Going To Believe This, But A *White Supremacist Was Actually Charged With Terrorism*
Unlike the Stephen Miller interview, no train wreck here.
Oh, the fuckery runs so deep in this bill.
We spent a month in St Louis and all we got was this face full of tear gas
Judge Says Ex-St. Louis Cop Didn’t Murder Guy After Saying He’d ‘Kill This Motherfucker’ So That’s A Relief
It's one of those 'Oh Jesus, shit, no, not again' kind of days.
Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump Flew All The Way To Missouri To Talk About Taxes, And Boy Are His Lies Tired. A Livestream!
Are you ready for Donald Trump to read some lies from a teleprompter? We sure are!
Republican Missouri Gov Stays Tonight’s Execution Of Possibly Innocent Man? WHAT UPSIDE DOWN UNIVERSE IS THIS
You'd think exculpatory DNA evidence would at least merit a delay in execution. And you'd think ... RIGHTLY???
Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!
Fix the ACA instead of leaving millions uninsured? What's the catch? And is this your open thread? (YES!)