Tag: military

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.

Trump Sure Pulling Out Will Work This Time. Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 5, 2018

Trump throwing more tantrums, Fox shits on Scott Pruitt, Facebook admits it fucked up REAL bad. Your morning news brief.

Trump Glad Everyone Busy With Dead Kids. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 20, 2018.

Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!

RNC Decides Trump’s Transphobic Military Ban Is A Thing They Definitely Want To Run With

The RNC voted yesterday to declare being trans “a disqualifying psychological and physical” condition that ought to prevent one from serving in the military.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!

OH SHIT THERE’S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017

Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor

Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Mattis Throws Himself On Military Transgender Ban, Saves Trump From Stupid Tweet

Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away.

Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren’t

The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.

Senate Grownups Poop On House Intel Committee. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 30, 2017

The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!