We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Just think of all the Freedom!
Stephen Miller goes full fascist, Trump might have to fire somebody, and Bernie Sanders is pissed! Your morning news brief!
The TPP is dead, Trump beats the dead illegal horse (again), and get ready for MORE C-SPAN!
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
The F*ck-Tussle in Turkey: No matter how it turned out, it was going to be Obama's fault.
Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.
Greetings, Ye Wonkers! We're back with all the comments that weren't fit to keep printed, and we've got a bit of a backlog to work through. Fortunately, there's no expiration date on deleted comments: They're usually rancid to start...
Good news! Ladies are now officially allowed to go do all the same war combat things the gentlemens get to do! SCANDAL! You see, some people believe men and women should be equal, so they are happy about this. Others...