Tag: mike pence

How Many Republicans Does It Take To Shut Down A Government? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 18, 2018

Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Reminds Farmers They’re White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.
Whoops! (yes, it's shopped. Kansas is not tropical. Yet.)

Trump Disbands Fake Voter Fraud Commission, Now We’ll Never Know How Many Millions He Won By

Donald Trump hasn't quite buried his crappy 'voter fraud' commission -- it's just going underground.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Your Weekly Top Ten Hopes You Get Just What You Want For WAR ON CHRISTMAS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

What Did Trump Know, And When Did He Grab It By The Pussy?

Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.

Ben Carson Says Grace Before Mike Pence Eats Trump’s Ass

Just a normal Cabinet meeting in Trump's America.

GOP Gives Coal For Christmas. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 20, 2017

Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.

GOP Sending Your Tax Money To Jesus Schools And Homeschoolers, Hooray!

Public education? What's that?

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

Myanmar Government Insists Rohingya People Are ‘Fake News.’ See? Donald Trump IS Influential.

It's an atrocity, but it's not getting very big ratings.