Tag: mike flynn

Chris Christie Wouldn’t Eat Michael Flynn If He Was On Fire

Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

BREAKING! Mike Pence Lying Again. For A Change.

Lies, damn lies, and VP Pence.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence All ‘Erdogan Who?’ As Turkish Pres’s Bodyguards Go Wilding. On Americans. In America.

Turkish President Erdogan's bodyguards are violent lunatics who beat on American protesters yesterday. And a year ago. Then there was the fight with the Secret Service, and the fight at a funeral ...

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Mean New National Security Adviser Never Lets Trump Have Any Fun :(

'Adults' have always been in charge, and look what a mess they've made. Let's hand power to a petulant babyman instead!

Sally Yates Throws Shade Across DC. Wonkagenda for May, 09, 2017

Sally Yates plays rough, Paul Ryan stays quiet, and TrumpCare gets even worse. Your morning news brief!

Trump Lies That He Thought Obama Was Joshin’ When He Said Not To Hire Crazy Dick Mike Flynn

Funny how? Funny like a clown? Does Barack Obama amuse you?

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

Who Is Trump’s Weakest Link? Wonkagenda For Mon., April 10, 2017

Trump's White House going feral on itself, each other. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. Your morning new brief!

Steve Bannon Almost Quit In Piss-Rage Over Being Booted From National Security Council :(

George R.R. Martin is watching the Trump White House closely, if only to make sure his characters behave slightly better.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Steve Bannon Booted From National Security Council, We Can’t Imagine Why

He'll still be the last guy Trump talks to, though. He'll make sure of that.