Tag: mike brown

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'
Caution: May contain unhealthy levels of smugness

Fox’s Jesse Watters Is Neither A Good Man Nor A Smart Man

a href="http://wonkette.com/600359/15-things-bill-oreilly-got-wrong-while-laughing-at-how-stupid-these-hippies-are"Most of the time, Fox News creature Jesse Watters is safely walled off as the interviewer/producer of those HI-LARIOUS "Watters' World" segments on The O'Reilly Factor, where he goes and asks a bunch of dumb questions to uninformed...
We concur. Lightly salted rat dicks are called for in this case

Grand Juror Thinks Ferguson Prosecutor Should Eat A Bag Of Dicks

You may find this very hard to believe, but it looks like we haven't heard the final word on the grand jury's decision not to indict Officer Darren Wilson in the killing of Mike Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. Even...
Screw you too, pal

Rudy Giuliani To Obama: Stop Personally Murdering All The Cops, Right Now!

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani placed the blame for the murders of two New York City policemen Saturday squarely where it belonged: on President Barack Obama, who had personally whispered "Go kill some cops" into the ear...
Five unidentified black men, flashing probable gang signs.

St. Louis Rams Hurt Cops’ Feelings By Reminding Them Ferguson Happened

Five members of the St. Louis Rams entered the field Sunday while performing a "hands up, don't shoot" pose. That was enough to make outgoing Missouri State Rep. and St. Louis Police Officers Association business officer Jeff Roorda publish...
Just to clarify: Hulk not supervillian. Hulk just misunderstood

Darren Wilson Pretty Sure Mike Brown Had Mutant Supervillain Powers

After months of no information at all, and a grand jury process where the prosecuting attorney put on the best possible defense of Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson, we finally got a document dump of all the testimony presented...

Ferguson Grand Jury Says Darren Wilson Killed Michael Brown But It’s Cool

After dropping days of just-kidding hints and sending the media into a third-degree frenzy Monday, the grand jury mulling the fate of Ferguson, Missouri, police officer Darren Wilson finally released its decision. St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney Robert P. McCulloch announced that Wilson will not...

Ferguson Police Chief Hallucinated Journalists Who Wanted Cigarillo Caper Tape

Ever have one of those weeks at work? Something goes wrong over the weekend when you weren't even there, the guy at the top blames you for it, and suddenly they're giving your job to some jerk you've never...
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Masterpiece Theatre: Fox News Re-Enacts Ferguson Cigarillo Caper

  When Fox News dispatched intrepid reporter Griff Jenkins to cover the protests in Ferguson, Missouri, they no doubt expected their hard-hitting TV journalist would find a fresh angle on the story, something no one else would ever think to do, and he...
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Mike Brown’s Body Lay Mouldering On The Ground (With Six Bullets In It)

As last week drew to a close, hopes were high that Ferguson might have turned a corner. Captain Ron Johnson of the Missouri Highway Patrol was in charge, and the demonstration he attended Thursday night was both the largest...

A Snark-Free Welcome to Captain Ron Johnson, New King of Ferguson

Greetings, Captain Ron Johnson of the Missouri State Highway Patrol. It's not true what they say. Liberals, even liberals from the big city, don't hate everyone in law enforcement. Speaking on behalf of the liberal media cabal, we're behind you,...
Who speaks for the finger puppets?

Gateway Pundit: Why Is Barack Obama Throwing Molotov Cocktails At Those Nice Policemen In Ferguson?

Barack Obama briefly addressed the situation in Ferguson, Missouri, today, calling for calm and saying that there was no excuse for violence against the police, but "there is also no excuse for police to use excessive force against peaceful...
This is probably shopped. You can tell from the pixels

Anonymous Very Definitely Identifies Police Officer In Michael Brown Shooting, Or Maybe Not. Who Can Say?

The hacktivist group Anonymous claimed this morning that it had identified the Ferguson, Missouri, police officer who shot Michael Brown to death on Saturday, but the St Louis County Police Department stated that Anonymous had the wrong name; ...
Ask not what you can do for others...ask what you can make others do for you

Rand Paul Concedes Race For 2016 Republican Nomination

Rand Paul has done some opining about Ferguson, Missouri. It is some libertariany stuff you would expect about "big government" and militarizing the po-po and anyone who would give up liberty in the name of security deserves neither and...
How are these guys so afraid of Al Sharpton?

A Children’s Treasury of Syphilitic Dicks Tweeting About Ferguson

If you've never looked at the #tcot (Top Conservatives on Twitter) hashtag, congratulations, you have lower blood pressure than we do. This is a hashtag that will make you yearn for the sweet release of a tack hammer to...