Tag: middle class

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

North Carolina Congressman Explains To Katy Tur How Middle Class Tax Cuts Are Socialism

Too bad this guy didn't get more brains, but that would be socialism.
It's a living!

Middle-Class Donald Trump Tells His Middle-Class Friends At Mar-A-Lago, ‘You All Just Got A Lot Richer!’

Bless his heart, he just can't help running his fool mouth.

Paul Ryan Had The Most Beautiful Dream. Everyone Was Cold And Dead, Except Him.

We face a great precipice. And Paul Ryan is urging us forward.

On Further Reflection, Steve Mnuchin Admits Tax Cuts Might Help Super-Rich After All

All the rich want is your fair share. Is that too much to ask?

How Many Ways Can One Trump Adviser Lie About Tax Cuts For The Rich? ALL OF THEM!

Lying millionaire lies about what?

Fun 1959 Magazine Article Explains What To Do ‘When A Negro Moves Next Door’

Here's a time capsule of America's Ongoing Conversation About Race. Turns out the real problem is poor white renters!

Middle Class Better Off Than It’s Been Since Bush’s Financial Crisis, THANKS OBAMA

We got all your SEXXXY ECONOMIC NEWS right here!
Manhater

President Obama To Give Everyone Free Money Just For Working Real Hard

President Robin Hood has yet another evil scheme to redistribute the wealth, taking money from poor oppressed employers to give to their greedy fat cat workers, by redefining the traditional definition of "overtime work." From the White House basement,...
Spit it out to make room for your foot, Rick Perry, or a dildo, whatever.

Rick Perry Wants To Free Americans From Tyranny Of Obamacare By Letting Them Keep Obamacare

Former Texas governor and current "presidential candidate" Rick Perry is talking out of both sides of his butthole (each side featuring perfectly coiffed hair) when it comes to Obamacare. He's agin' it, of course, and it needs to be repealed. But...
Sounds like he needs to SPLAIN some things to his campaign.

Bernie Sanders Will Be President Of Forcing Hillary To Act Like An Actual Liberal

Bernie Sanders, independent Soviet Socialist senator from Vermont, who has been Elizabeth Warren-ing since the actual Elizabeth Warren was lecturing Wall Street bankers IN HER DIAPERS, will announce his candidacy for the presidency, as a Democrat, on Thursday. Sanders...
And I'll take 115 of those beers

Poor Chris Christie Is Not A Rich Man. He’s Barely A Five-Millionaire!

So here's a nice little thinky piece on income disparities and how the merely wealthy see themselves as not especially rich, particularly not when compared to their obscenely wealthy friends. It takes as its focus New Jersey Gov. Christie,...
Still the worst

Feisty Liberal Obama Plans To Tax The Hell Out Of Rich People, For America

Now that Obama is a good president again because gas prices are low, he appears to be feeling his oats. And when Obama feels his oats, you know what happens: COMMON-SENSE PROPOSALS! For tax reforms that strengthen the middle...
But why would they work if they can't buy that second Maybach for weekends?

Democrats Trying To Tax Wall Street, Sounding Suspiciously Like Actual Democrats

Looks like it's time for another of those post-election reinvention crazes that political parties are so big on. A bunch of top Democrats, perhaps noticing the rave reviews that Elizabeth Warren has been getting from The Base -- that's why...

Rick Santorum Does Not Care For Your ‘Marxism Talk’ About ‘The Middle Class,’ Which Does Not Exist

Why is Rick Santorum still talking, and more importantly, why is anyone still interested in hearing him talk, given that he holds no office and everyone wishes he'd go away? Your Wonkette does not have the answer to these...

Commies at ‘Business Insider’ Just Cold Destroying Capitalism Now

How wonderful, the last time we checked in with Business Insider they were running articles on how you are not a winner if you want to see your wife and kids every so often, but now they are run...