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Trump Trying To Take Down Mueller. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 21, 2017

Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Trump To Africa: Give Us Your Blood Diamonds!

How are we screwing African children today?

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

The Republican National Convention Is Going To Be Just So Gosh Darn Swell!

Nobody wants to go to Cleveland's big Republican National Convention hoop-de-doo :(
can you hear no evil now?

Corporate Overlords Want To Replace You With Robots, Still Good With Child Labor

Who's working hard so that they have plenty of free $peech for election season? Our gorgeous corporate persons, that's who. (Eating fondue in Switzerland counts as work. Won't someone think of the jet lagged???) Davos folks pretty jacked up about...
Or maybe the CarlyPod

Carly Fiorina Failed At Hewlett-Packard In A Whole Other Way You Didn’t Even Know About

In what's either an excellent bit of techbiz history or the strangest possible promotional tie-in to the new Steve Jobs movie, Stephen Levy at Medium brings us a fascinating backgrounder on yet another bit of Carly Fiorina brag, during...
They're everywhere!

Gay-Hating Wingnuts Must Stop Using Google, Drinking Coke, And Having Abortions

Every week, there's some new company making the queer-hatin' folks of our U.S. American society real mad in their bathing suit regions, for making nice-nice with the gays. Usually we hear about it from the One Million Moms, that...
Jesus loves the little children, unless they're super-duper gay. SING ALONG!

Big Banks Won’t Stop Cramming Homosexuals Down Franklin Graham’s Throat

Poor persecuted Franklin Graham, insane wingnut son of evangelist Billy Graham and president of his daddy's association, saw a Wells Fargo ad on the teevee, and the ad had lesbians in it, and this shall not stand! So he took...
Don't make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.

Microsoft CEO Dude: Chicks Don’t Need Raises, Just Karma

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is a man, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how sometimes it's hard to be a woman. Especially a woman who has a job for a living and, as is the case in pretty...

The NYPD Just Can’t Keep Its Eyes Off Of You

Hello residents of New York City! (And probably also New Brunswick and parts of Connecticut, Buffalo, and Philadelphia)! Are you doing anything wrong? No? Then why not let Michael Bloomberg’s personal army the NYPD take a look at what...

GOP ‘Ideas’ Site Quickly Filled With Libtard Crap

The Republicans were so proud of their shitty new website, "America Speaking Out." They got the finest 1970s NASA computer technology to power the immediately broken & buggy webform -- instead of letting the Free Market work by using...