Tag: mick mulvaney

Trump Flies To Puerto Rico To Call Them Fuck-Ups To Their Faces

America, we once again present to you YOUR PRESIDENT.

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

House Freedom Caucus Is High AF And Ready To Take The Wheel!

House Freedom Caucus is PSYCHED to crash the economy! HOORAY!

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB’s!

Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!

Trump Budget Makes America Great, Once Bodies Of Frozen Poor People Cleared Away

Have we mentioned this budget is terrible? It's actually terrible. No, worse than that.

Donald Trump Set To Unveil Exciting Poor-Fucking Budget, For Poor-Fucking!

Please sir, may we have some more?

People Who Work For Donald Trump Busy Fat-Shaming Diabetics. It Is Funny Because Of His Ass!

If only poors would take care of themselves like our President, healthcare would be so easy!

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!

Trump Displeased With His TOTAL VICTORY As Dems Settle For Everything They Wanted In Budget

Oh dear. The Republicans noticed how bad they are at this.