Tag: mick mulvaney

Equifax Real Sorry It Let Hackers Steal Your Driver’s License, But It’s Not Their Fault.

Remember how Equifax lost your Social Security numbers? Well, that's not all they lost!

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Trump’s Budget Dream: Make America A Dickensian Slum Again, ‘Blue Apron Style’

Perhaps there are some houses of some kind, where the poor could be put to work.

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

Trump Administration Fuckers Fucking All The Things

Please don't run screaming. There's too much to do.

Thank God Trump Here To Help The Real Victims: Payday Lenders Charging You One Thousand Percent

In Trump's America, regulators help loan sharks consume YOU.
Wells Fargo

Wells Fargo: Still Pretty Evil! Native American Edition

We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!

Trump’s Judge Decides Trump’s Guy Should Run Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. Surprise!

The foxes are really liking their new jobs in henhouse security.

Trump Finds A Website Worse Than Fox News. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 27, 2017

The GOP still can't figure out what it's doing, REXXON is blowing off security briefings, and Melon Trump hates being FLOTUS. Your post-vacay morning news brief!

Trump Flies To Puerto Rico To Call Them Fuck-Ups To Their Faces

America, we once again present to you YOUR PRESIDENT.

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

House Freedom Caucus Is High AF And Ready To Take The Wheel!

House Freedom Caucus is PSYCHED to crash the economy! HOORAY!

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?