Tag: michigan

A year is plenty of time to stop being poor.

Michigan To Poors: Get Jobs Or Lose Medicaid (Unless You Are White)

Michigan crafts its Medicaid work requirements VERY CAREFULLY so it doesn't affect white people at all.
We knew we'd heard that slogan before!

Is Shit Getting Worse, White People-Wise? Yes. Shit Is Getting Worse.

Is Trump setting all these crazy racists free? Or are we just seeing this shit more because of cell phones? It's the first one.
Never Trust Nestlè

Dear Nestlé, And Also Michigan, Please Eat A Bag Of Assholes

Nestle sucking up Michigan's water to bottle and sell back to them at just the same time the state ends free water for Flint!

Michigan Snowflake Is The Rosa Parks Of 18-Year-Olds Who Need To Buy Shotguns

So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.

Betsy DeVos Sprays Stupid-Juice All Over Lesley Stahl In ’60 Minutes’ Interview

Chuck Todd should watch this to see how a journalist does interviews.

Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

Did Russia Hack Adam Rippon’s Score In Free Skate Last Night, Like A Common Wisconsin?

Are the Olympic judges fucking kidding right now?

Look At This Dumb Racist Trump Ambassador Getting Dunked On By Mean Dutch Reporters

Trump only hires the best people!

NO PENIS! NO PENIS! YOU’RE THE PENIS! (This Is Just A Really Good Campaign Ad.)

You've got to watch this ad. Seriously, hurry up and watch it!

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.
It's not even the rust that'll get you, though

Michigan’s Top Medical Official Charged With Poison-Watering People To Death, IS STILL TOP MEDICAL OFFICIAL

Dr. Eden Wells was pretty unhelpful when she threatened to take away Flint's public health money if they kept investigating the outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease she knew about!

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.