Tag: michelle obama

‘I Am Aware Of All Internet Traditions’

Need a new Internet Slogan now that all your other old, worn-out slogans were used up by Weezer or immigrants? Here is one for you, only a day old and still pretty much used up like Krusty's porn: I...

Michelle Obama Talks Pantyhose On The Most Important Television Show Of Our Time, ‘The View’

This is the most crucial segment of Michelle Obama's amazing visit to The View, in which the ladies discuss Mrs. Obama's fierce guns, Whoopi Goldberg congratulates her for having teeth without gold around them, and Barbara Walters bitches about...

Upcoming Liveblog: Michelle Obama Hosts ‘The View’!

The next President of the United States, Michelle Obama, will debase herself before an audience of nice American ladies when she guest-hosts The View today with Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler, Boy George, and Ferris Bueller. Stay with...

NYT Story Will Make Wingnuts Love Michelle Obama

Get ready for the softer, whiter side of Michelle Obama! According to somebody at the New York Times who leaked it to Drudge Report, Barack's fancy corporate wife is getting a "subtle makeover" that will finally make right-wing nuts...

Fox News Outrages All With Dumb Racist Caption

Here it is, the terrible bit of "word play" that has offended everybody with its obvious lack of racial transcendence. A "baby mama" is the term for a lady who has mothered some or all of a gentleman's illegitimate...

George Bush Senior Is A Terrorist Fist Jab Adulterer

Here is old former president George (H.W.) Bush Senior, enjoying a gay game of Yale Tennis with this young thing (Communist Soviet sex spy Anna Kournikova) who is also not his scary old crone wife. They are giving each...

NYT: Michelle Obama Just Like Barbara Bush Sr.

New first lady Michelle Obama is a young, stylish, beautiful and successful corporate attorney from humble south-side-of-Chicago beginnings. In other words, she's just like ancient yankee matron aristocrat Barbara Bush. That's the startling conclusion of the NYT "Fashion & Style"...

Michelle Obama Shock Tape: ‘God Damn You American Whitey’

Via everybody, but especially Balloon Juice and Andrew Sullivan and whoever finally brought this dark truth to light, here is the video that will ruin Obama's campaign. You shouldn't have given up, Hillary. And congratulations to President elect John...

Clintards Shocked By Obama Supporters’ Decent Manners

A pack of grieving Clinton supporters in Minnesota dragged their dejected pantsuits over to the Xcel Center the other night and were amazed by the fact that Barack Obama and his army of houligans weren't complete dicks to them....

MICHELLE OBAMA WILL HOST THE VIEW! Are you unemployed or otherwise homebound? Then you may enjoy a popular teevee show of black and white ladies called The View ... and Mrs. First Lady Michelle "White Power" Obama will be...

Mythological ‘Whitey’ Tape Will Finally Ruin Obama

Hillary/McCain supporters of the "sofa in the yard" variety have long dreamed of a magical trick to destroy Barack Obama's candidacy -- something that would transform the "post-racial candidate" into, of course, that thing racist whites are always dreaming...

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate