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Here Is A Funny Joke For You! Your Wednesday Night Open Thread!

It's a very bad joke, we are for shame.

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Terror! Wonkagenda For December 20, 2016

Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!

Where Will Ivanka Trump Sleep In The White House? OH NO, POLITICO, DON’T FIRE US FOR ASKING!

Sounds like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are going to be our new First Lady!
This is actually an adult doggie now. Good dog, Champ!

Joe Biden Says He’s Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING!

It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...
Definitely not what Cliven Bundy is

Republicans Still Getting Fired For Saying Racist Crap About Obamas On Facebook, How Is That Fair?

You can't even say you're glad the monkey-people *lost* without being called a racist these days.

Melania Trump Warns Americans About Evil Cyber-Bullies, Like Her Husband

Gosh, we sure do agree somebody should do something about all the bullying assholes on Twitter.

Obama And Pelosi Throwing All The Shade At Dumb James Comey, And It Is LOL

You don't have to say Comey's name to read him for filth.

Barack Obama Has A Message About Hillary Clinton For YOU DUMB BOYS

LISTEN UP, MENFOLK OF AMERICA!

The Humble Hannity? Your Wonkagenda, November 2, 2016

Donald Trump's pervy sex novel, Bernie Sanders burns big pharma, and a Texas A.G. learns all about Twitter. Your Morning News Brief!

Old Handsome Joe Biden Might Be Hillary’s Secretary Of State, Which Would Be A Big F*ckin’ Deal!

SOURCES SAY Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary's short list for State. Make it so, Hillz!

Idiot Trump Lady Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Doing Sexism To Donald Trump

Betsy McCaughey has thoughts to share about Trump's groping accusations. They are bad thoughts.

Your Weekly Top Ten Found ALL THE VOTER FRAUD!

Come read your top ten stories and get all your NASTY WOMAN gear!

Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Trade ‘Jokes’ At Al Smith Dinner, Civilian Casualties Limited

Protip: A punchline should refrain from literally socking people in the nose.