Tag: michelle obama
She wanted to go with 'Let's move OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE' but it was too long.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
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HOT TAKE: Maybe Kellyanne Conway should STFU.
FREE YOURSELF, MELANIA!
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.
Pardon us while we plotz.
Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.
Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?
In no way is this list exhaustive.
What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?
In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!
How does Trump World lie? Let us count the ways.
The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.
Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.