Tag: michelle obama

Melania Trump’s New ‘Let’s Move’ Initiative Sounds Pretty Cool

She wanted to go with 'Let's move OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE' but it was too long.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Even With This Last News Week

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

KELLYANNE CONWAY WISE ENOUGH TO KEEP MICHELLE OBAMA’S NAME OUT HER MOUTH

HOT TAKE: Maybe Kellyanne Conway should STFU.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Trump Starts A Trade War Because He Can. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 9, 2018

Trump starts a trade war, Ryan Zinke spent $139,000 on a door, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is in the dog house. Your morning news brief.

Little Girl Meets That Pretty Lady In The Painting

Pardon us while we plotz.

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

Fox News Art Critics So Mad Official Obama Portraits Are Pictures Of Black People

Is it even art if it isn't covered with a bunch of gold and shit?

Here Are The Top Bullshits In Devin Nunes’s Memo SO FAR

In no way is this list exhaustive.

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

Today Marks Either The 500 Year Or One Year Anniversary Of Trump’s Presidency. Hard To Tell!

In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!

2017: The Year Trump Never Stopped Lying

How does Trump World lie? Let us count the ways.

Which GOP Dick Will Lie To Defend Tax $$$ For Private Jets? Erick Erickson, Step Right Up!

The plane to Maine was Pricey and a pain.

Obama’s Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don’t Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.

Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.