Tag: michael wolff

If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump’s ‘Shitholes’ Routine, You’ll Looove This!

We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist.

REMINDER: Doctors Examining Trump’s Shithole Today At Walter Reed

BAD NEWS, AMERICA: They're not checking his brain.

Will Unemployed Blogger Steve Bannon Fuck Trump On Russia? Reckon He Might!

Bannon has a lawyer and he's on his way to the House Intelligence Committee. But what will he say?????
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Let’s Do POLL PORN About President Loser Dick’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year!

Good news! Americans hate the weak and failing Donald Trump more than ever!

Steve Bannon Sorry For Biting Off Own Cock While Sucking It, Won’t Make THAT Mistake Again

NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER!

It’s Not 11:00 AM Yet, So SHHHHHHH THE PRESIDENT IS STILL HAVING BEDROOM TIME!

President Lazy Ass even bigger President Lazy Ass than he was when he started. Wonder why!

Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie

Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.

Trump Declares Self ‘Like, Really Smart,’ Not Dumb Like Everybody Says

Gigantic toddler throws tantrum about being good enough, smart enough, and how people like him.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

Want Even More Nasty Trump Gossip From Michael Wolff? What A Gluttonous Slut You Are!

NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!

Latest SALACIOUS TRUMP GOSSIP From Michael Wolff 100% Fucking True: A Wonkette Fact-Check!

Get The Latest Hot Gossip Before Trump's Smart Lawyers Get Michael Wolff's Book DELETED FROM THE WORLD!

BANNON, BANNON, BANNON! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 4, 2018

The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.