Tag: michael cohen
Oh hey, Wonkers, it is Top Ten time, and we are going to make this even more faster than usual (we ALWAYS say that) because we are in New York right now. Perhaps you have noticed we've been out...
Is it indictment o'clock yet?
Now what we are gonna read on the beach?
Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.
Put on your kicky blazer, Michael Cohen. It's JAIL TIME!
Rudy's legal strategy is ... outside the box!
Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
This shit is complicated!
Michael Cohen knows bad journalism when he sees it, EVEN IN YOUR ONION.
DRUDGE SIRENS! ALEX JONES MEAT SWEATS! BARACK OBAMA BEGGING JAY-Z TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE STOP LOVING TRUMP SO MUCH!
This is just definitely a true story.
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
Oh, so actually Michael Cohen took in another $2 million in funnymoney? HUH.
The president's lawyer takes his THE BEST WORDS on teevee!
Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.