Tag: mexico

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Fuck You Mexico Wall, Si O No?

So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!
Everyone uses this pic eventually

We’re Not Sending Our Best People: Spring Break Jerkwads Chant ‘Build The Wall!’ In Mexico

Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!

Trump Just Deporting The Fuck Out Of Everyone Now

Home Of The Scared

Donald Trump Fixin’ To Deport ALL Y’ALL, But *Very Compassionately*

A brief outline of the New Cruelty.

Mitch McConnell IS NOT A Cry Baby! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 22, 2017

Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!

Poll: Trump Supporters Simply Can’t Wait To Celebrate White History Month!

On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.

‘SEE YOU IN COURT!’ Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017

Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!

Which U.S. Allies, Department Stores, Clouds, Is Donald Trump Yelling At Today?

That's some article, that Article 25!
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

The Resisters, The Resisted, and The Dumb Border Wall: Your Corporate Roundup

Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Exhausted By Trump, And It’s Only Been Two Damn Weeks

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!