Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!
Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Home Of The Scared
A brief outline of the New Cruelty.
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
That's some article, that Article 25!
Which corporations are sucking slightly less this week? Hint: it's not Uber!
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