Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
They asked for a WALL, not a stupid FENCE. Or an OPEN THREAD.
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
So. We meet again.
The New Cruelty marches on.
So, on the real, are we seriously going to spend all our money to build this FuckYouMexico Wall? Let's Hatesplore!
Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
Home Of The Scared
A brief outline of the New Cruelty.
Trump starts mass deportations, DAPL protests are down to the wire, and drone-killing eagles! Your morning news brief!
On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.