Tag: melania trump

Sunday Rundown: Guns & Ammo Edition

What causes lots of people to die in shootings? Oliver North and the Texas lieutenant governor have very stupid answers.

If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear

GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!

This Is What Chris Cillizza Got Paid More Than You To Do Yesterday

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CNN?

Hey Trump, YOU BEEN FUCKIN’? The Entire Internet Is Just Curious!

When was the last time Donald Trump got a lady pragnet? Was it late in 2017? WE ARE JUST CURIOUS!

Guess Melania Trump Picked The Wrong Day To Start Caring About Children

Jeff Sessions loves America so much he'll rip families apart to protect American values. Which now include RIPPING FAMILIES APART.

Melania Trump’s New ‘Let’s Move’ Initiative Sounds Pretty Cool

She wanted to go with 'Let's move OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE' but it was too long.

AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018

Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Even With This Last News Week

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump’s Very Good Brain DEMENTIA-SPLODES All Over ‘Fox & Friends’!

HOT DAMN, this interview!

The 10 Best Pics Of Trump Being Gay For Emmanuel Macron, Plus One Where Melania Gets A Bite

Imagine how hot these pics would be if Barack Obama was still president!

9 Thoughts About Chris Cillizza’s 9 Thoughts About That Epic Pic Of The Trumps And Macrons

HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY IS CNN PAYING HIM FOR THIS?

Sexxxy Emmanuel Macron Snuggles Donald Trump So Melania And America Don’t Have To

Yay, Donald's dashing boyfriend is in town!

PRETTY SURE Trump Was In Moscow Long Enough For Dinner And A Pee Show

Is this the stupidest lie Trump has ever told? MAYBE!

KELLYANNE CONWAY WISE ENOUGH TO KEEP MICHELLE OBAMA’S NAME OUT HER MOUTH

HOT TAKE: Maybe Kellyanne Conway should STFU.

Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?