Tag: melania trump

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

The Week In Garbage Men: ‘Kill The Gays’ Pastor Says Teen Gymnasts Too Sexy For Red-Blooded Men To Resist

And Steve Bannon is scared of the 'anti-patriarchy' movement. Also this is your open thread!

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Write A Memo About How Devin Nunes Is A IDIOT

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

NWA Told Badass Nashville Mayor To Fuck Tha Police, So She Did

None of our thoughts about this scandal are appropriate.

Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan 30, 2018

Republicans Release THE MEMO, Trump skips Russian sanctions, and Melon Trump is full of sads. Your morning News Brief.

President Puss-grab Too Manly For Womynists. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 29, 2018

THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Doesn’t Even Know What Day It Is Anymore

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New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There

What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?

Trump Was ALLEGEDLY Banging Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant. Allegedly.

We are SHOCKED to find out Trump might be a dishonest man who cheats on his pregnant wife!
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

The 68,423 Most Fucked Up Quotes In Michael Wolff’s Trump Book That AREN’T About Steve Bannon

Bet Donald Trump's button is feeling pretty small today.

Trump’s New Year’s Eve Grab-A-Puss-A-Palooza Looks Like It Was Good Wholesome Fun

Don't you wish you could party with the Trumps at Mar-a-Lago? If not, why not?