Tag: meet the press

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Drunk-Tweeting ‘Fox & Friends’ Again

Excuse us, FAKE NEWS, because the president doesn't drink. Amazing, right?

Loco Kellyanne Conway Is Melting Into A Puddle Of Sleepless Nights And Infected Fingernails

The Trump administration is bleeding from its wherevers, and it's the lamestream media's fault.

Trump’s First Days In Office Were Epic F*ck Show, And We Can’t Stop LOLing

Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

Kellyanne Conway Is Alternative Smart, Decent, Kind, Truthful, Gracious Lady

Another 'alternative fact' is that Kellyanne Conway is a decent human being who will get into heaven when she dies.

Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn’t His First Mistake

Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.

Wall Street Journal Too Big A Pussy To Call Donald Trump A Liar

How unfair to call Trump a liar, just because he's a liar!

Hillary Clinton Unleashes Comcast-Level Attack On Julian Assange

Julian Assange woke up Monday morning with no internets, AWWWWWWWWW.
Also, he doesn't have a good American-sounding name like 'Castellanos'

Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys?

Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?

Trump Campaign Manager Idiot Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Calling Trump Names

Kellyanne Conway wishes Hillary would stop calling Trump names and ... we dunno, be better at scoring hot chicks?
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Was The Clinton Campaign Hack A Secret Ménage à Trois Between Trump, Putin, and Julian Assange? Yeah Probs

The budding bro-mance in cyberspace of three unlikely idiots with an inferiority complex.

Mitch McConnell Hides Under His Shell From Mean Words Like ‘Racism’ And ‘Trump’

Mitch McConnell has a thing to say about racism, and that is "vote Trump!"
I *AM SO* PRESIDENTIAL!

Donald Trump Might Have To Shoot Paul Ryan In The Middle Of 5th Avenue

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that Trump has ascended to the GOP nomination, he can do what he damned well pleases,...
Just a man who loves his country

Donald Trump Not To Blame For Simply Being Messenger Of Donald Trump’s Message

Donald Trump rallies, which started out as racist xenophobic hatefests of violent stupid, sure have escalated! Into racist xenophobic hatefests of violent stupid, but with the added fun of Hitlerian loyalty salutes and charming authentic frontier gibberish by his supporters, like this...

Mitt Romney Will Make His Buttocks Available For Kicking, If Needed

Mitt Romney is not running for president, OK? He has said several times now that he is not running for president. Sure, he might be thinking he looks awful darn good to the GOP now, given the unbelievable clustermess of...