Republicans should have won this with their dicks tied behind their backs. Instead they are fucking LOSERS.
Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.
Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.
Shady Pines just got a little shadier.
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
Susan Collins is being difficult again. Let's hope she keeps it up!
There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.
They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.
Oh, look, mother, the rich are dancing in the streets. How nice for them!
How bad is it? Pretty goddamned bad.
Arguing that we can't make a war criminal pay more for insurance isn't really very persuasive.
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump loves Grandma. He just loves corporations more.