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Viva Sandino!

Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Everything You Need To Know For May Day

It's our fifth or 20th recitation of everything our mama taught us. You're welcome!
Viva sandino!

Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Everything your mother should have taught you, and that mine did. Happy Mother's Day, sweetlings!

Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Welcome to your third annual rendition of "Mi Mamacita Communista." You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die. It is Wonket Law. And so today is May Day! We...

‘White Student Union’ So Mad About Getting Hit With May Day Bags of Pee

So here is a thing that happened in Washington DC yesterday: CNN reports that members of "The White Student Union" and the "May Day Workers" came together in Lafayette Park for a frank exchange of views and hurled bags...

Your May Day Playlist: Songs For The Working Man And Girl

Oh, did you want to watch a telenovela about Dead Che? And at the same time listen to the Cuban National Anthem, Hasta Siempre Comandante, the song to which your Editrix will walk down the aisle should anyone ever...

Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Welcome to your Second Annual rendition of "Mi Mamacita Communista." You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die. It is Wonket Law. And so today is May Day! We...

Wall Street Donor Asks Obama For Healing Speech Praising Rich People

How was everyone's May Day? Did you go out and join one of the many actions across the country? Did you make it seem like you participated by re-posting May Day news items to your Facebook wall? That's nice,...

A May Day Message For The NYPD, From Their Friends At Occupy Wall Street

Radio Commie Allison Kilkenny twitterz this special May Day message from Occupy. Who are the prosecuting attorneys in Occupy Against the Police Department? Come with us past the "more" tag, and find out after the jump! They are MC Ren,...

FBI Foils Stupid Jerk Anarchists’ Stupid Violent May Day Nonsense

Dear "Anarchists," no one likes you, stop trying to blow shit up even if it IS the Federal Reserve. (A bridge? You wanna blow up a BRIDGE? The kind the WORKING MAN drives on, with his fambly? Way to...

Raise Less Corn, More Hell

Welcome to your First Annual rendition of "Mi Mamacita Communista." You will be reading this sucker today, next year, the year after that, and forever until you die. It is the New Wonkette Law. And so today is May...

How Will Media Totally Avoid Useful News Coverage of May Day Protests?

Hooray, tomorrow is Kleptocracy Sucks Day! This, of course, is every day, but tomorrow Occupy Wall Street and labor unions are organizing actions all across the country for May Day to call attention to the crushing economic injustice forcing...

Massive Pro-Immigration Rallies To Be Ignored Nationwide Tomorrow

Immigration-reform rallies will be held in some 80 cities tomorrow, with many thousands of people expected to protest just at Lafayette Square behind the White House. So why will these May Day demonstrations be ignored by the Main Stream...

New Insane Wingnut Splinter Group To Moan At Abraham Lincolm, In May

Even if there is an Omniscient Christian God, he probably thinks his followers are stupid for believing in something so ludicrous as an Omniscient Christian God: "Join with Christian leaders of all denominations who love God to humble ourselves,...