Tag: massacres

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Oh Hi Donald Trump, Here Are Some Things To Know About Your New Best Pal, Murdering Fascist Man Duterte

Is Donald Trump America's Duterte, or is Rodrigo Duterte the Philippines' Trump?

Joe The Plumber Has Opinion No One Asked Him For And No One Is Interested In Hearing

Of all the dimwitted leaking anal polyps rushing to write nine million words this weekend about Friday night’s terrible murder spree, of all the jabbering imbeciles determined to scream that “Guns don’t kill people!” and “Should we ban knives...

Rachel Maddow Simply Does Not Care For Fox News’s Coverage Of Bundy Ranch

Fox News is pretty sure that World Net Daily must know some real inside stuff about the armed-standoff goings-on at Bundy Ranch, like for instance the government causing the lunar eclipse. Also, the jackbooted thugs who come to seize yr...

CNN Wondering Why Waco Massacre & OK City Bombing Were On Same Day

On this day many awful years ago, Bill Clinton's government bulldozed and burnt down a rural house full of children and their moms. Why? Eh, who knows. Every couple of years the U.S. government needs to randomly massacre a...

Tea Party Announces National Conference In … Arizona, Obviously

Delightful news, America: Even though Arizona has been shunned by conferences and business travelers and entertainers and tourists with money ever since the "Arrest all the Brown People" law and that insane sheriff in Phoenix with his ritual torture/humiliation...

Giffords Playing With iPhone, Expected To Go Home In 2 Weeks

Hooray for Gabrielle Giffords, we think? TUCSON, Arizona — The mother of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords has told friends and family that her daughter could be released from hospital as soon as Friday, according to The New York Times. In an email,...

Wonkbot Terror Alert Level Actually Exceeds Known Measurement Scales

Everybody have a pretty good weekend? No? Oh, right. The Wonkbot was hoping to take the weekend off, maybe go down to the river and listen to some Bob Saget or something, Bob Seger, one of those. Something American,...

Meet Your Arizona Superhero: Gabrielle Giffords’ Gay Latino Intern

Most modern-day interns spend a lot of time listening to hip-hop music on their iPods and refusing to perform any tasks that require actual intellectual or (gasp!) physical effort. How startling, then, that during Saturday's awful massacre in Tuscon,...

Sexy Portraits of Grief