Tag: mark levin

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

Who Hates TrumpCare More Than Democrats? Other Republicans, Of Course.

The ACA doesn't cover Republicans' self-inflicted wounds, does it?

Is Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ The End Of Donald Trump? Maybe! A Holy-Shit-Y’all Investigation Into WTF!

Strap in, kids. This Russia stuff just got fucking HEAD EXPLODES.

Finally, People Make Fun Of Hillary’s Looks For A Change!

At last! Instead of attacking Hillary Clinton for substantive issues, like how she has murdered every single one of her enemies except Mike Huckabee, some shallow attacks, for the first time ever, on her hair. It all started when Matt...
Never Forget

Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion doctor ex-boyfriend, has sent out a fundraising email. No, we do not know how the Washington...
Sarah's "O" Face

What The Hell Does Sarah Palin Want Now?

Does Sarah want to be vice president when Donald Trump becomes "president," because he already said he wants to tap her, in a government way? Does she want to Maverick her way into the You Betcha spot at the last...

Sean Hannity & Mark Levin Share A Good Laugh About Genitalia-Americans — You know, ‘Women’

Sometimes people claim that conservatives don't know what's funny, but Sean Hannity knows what's funny, like calling women "genitalia." In an interview with frothing radio rodent Mark Levin, who defended the honor of ladies everywhere by telling Martin Bashir...

MSNBC’s Martin Bashir Wants To Feed Sarah Palin A Dookie

Fluff the pillows on the National Rightwing Fainting Couch and charge up the Orbital Outrage Cannon: Sarah Palin's good name has been tarnished by the Lamestream Media! It is true! After the tea party's guiding intellect compared the national...

Sarah Palin’s Facebook, GOP, So Mad About Memorial They Shut Down

Hey GOP, how's that Shutty-Downy stuff working out for ya? Not good, eh? Starting to think that maybe using a government shutdown as a political ploy to stop that Obamacare law was maybe a terrible idea? And now you...

Rush Limbaugh Moderating GOP Debates Will Solve Party’s Problem With Unwelcome Sane Voters Left Clogging Up Their Rolls

Oh RNC, never ever change. In response to CNN and NBC's unspeakable decision to run some sort of movie type things about Hillary Clinton, RNC Chair Reince Preibus has announced that he is considering taking his GOP debate ball...

Sarah Palin Stars In Quitting Part Two: The Quittening

You guys Sarah Palin is the fucking best. Just when we've forgotten all about her, she manages to wander into the news cycle again. Each time she does it there is an ever-increasing spiral of incoherence and, blessedly for...

Mark Levin Will Drown In Own Spittle Before Admitting Americans Maybe Not That Conservative

Months after the November election, conservatives are still wandering dazed through the cratered post-apocalyptic fever dream of an America they no longer recognize, one where a socialist tyrant somehow was democratically re-elected by a majority of voters to steal...

Liberal Monster Eric Cantor Going To FEMA Camp All Your Guns If You Offer Your Little Lady Some ‘Guidance’

It is trouble in vicious soulless eee-vil rightwing-hack-land, as radio weenie Mark Levin is calling on that dastardly anti-gun LIEBRUL Eric Cantor to go kill himself or something, because he allowed the Senate's version of the Violence Against Women...

More Blood For Oil, Please

Ted Nugent: What's the point of treating illegals humanely when you can stone-cold murder them? Americans for Prosperity and radio host Mark Levin are having a phone-sex orgy on March 14, perhaps you would like to join in? ...

CORNER FIGHT! Sane Conservative Person Jim Manzi of the National Review, out of nowhere, has gone and stone cold eviscerated the dickens out of his colleague Mark Levin's stupid bestseller book of lies. "It was awful. It was so...

WINGNUT CONSIDERS CALLING MORE ATTENTION TO HIMSELF FOR BULK BOOK SALES: "Conservative talk-radio host and attorney Mark Levin said he plans to file an immediate lawsuit if House Democratic leaders try to utilize a little-known maneuver under House rules...