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Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
He's no Justin Trudeau, but he'll do.
Probably their family dinners are very unpleasant.
So many alt-right tears.
Sally Yates goes (back) to Washington, the EPA hates scientists, and Texas has a border problem. Your morning news brief!
Emmanuel Macron wins the French election with over 65% of the vote.
Nobody in France is allowed to publish stuff about the election today, so get in here!
The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
A Trump kid tries to set an example for his father, Obamacare is booming, and North Carolina gives gay people the shaft. Your daily news brief!
Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!
Honky Snow Princess Sarah Palin has a moist in her underthings, and it is for a French who is also a lady! Sacre bleu, DONCHA BET? Of course, it's not for a normal French lady like Brigitte Bardot or sexxxy Carla Bruni....
In the land of perpetual ennui, where humor is not a cultural norm, the French had their first round of presidential elections yesterday, and also their second revolution. This time, they didn't have to show up at the Bastille...