Tag: marco rubio

Dr. Voss slips on surgical gloves to "interrogate" Mrs. Peel

Resistance, Get Your Red-State Dems In Line!

And Mark Warner too.

Trump Knows ONE WEIRD CHINESE TRICK To Screw Up Trade Policy AND National Security!

Yes, let's let an illiterate blowhard get us into a trade war with the Chinese. That'll work out.

Sunday: The Further Descent of Rudy Giuliani

Jake Tapper tries to keep Roy Blunt's and Kellyanne Conway's lies straight. But they're nothing compared to 91ul1ani.

Can Tom Price Beat Off Marco Rubio For This Month’s Flexible Spine Award?

Marco Rubio and Tom Price accidentally said something true, but they got over it.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

Been Nice Knowing You, John Kelly. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 1, 2018

Robert Mueller has just a couple of questions, John Kelly calls Trump A Idiot, and Israel tries to start a war with Iran (again). Your morning news brief.

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.

WHY WHY WHY Is Trump Such A Beta Cuck Every Time He Talks To Vladimir Putin?

What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?

Robert Mueller Too Cool For Trump’s Bullshit. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 19, 2018

Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.

Midterm Madness: Donna Shalala Rolls Into Florida’s 27th District Like A Hurricane

Miami was already hot and crowded, and a Clintonite just turned up the heat!

Russia Fires Rex Tillerson. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 13, 2018.

House Republicans rush to judgment, Rex Tillerson YOU'RE FIRED, and the UK is ready to lock and load. Your morning news brief.

Marco Rubio YA BURNT By A Bunch Of #Teens, And We Are HERE FOR IT

Also Cameron Kasky called Dana Loesch a vampire and we are DYING.

Trump Holds After School Shooting Special. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 22, 2018

Trump becomes president (again), young people are sick of dying from pro-gun bullshit, and IL Gov. Bruce Rauner drinks diversity milk. Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA’S ASS NOW

SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.